Stranded Mariner

The high seas or the base paths. Always seeking a way home. Forever lost. Forever wandering. #Mariners

[Trident Deck @TridentDeck]

I’ve gotta tell ya, as bummer as the end to this season was, listening to the best players on the team publicly educate their own front office on how to get to the next level is extremely cathartic lol

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

Imagine giving up a four pitch walk to Kolten Wong and then a home run to JP Crawford.

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

#goms

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

We’re walking this off.

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

Who can run on Zunino? That’s right, your boy, Jared Kelenic.

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

Scott Servais was robbed.

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

@NPage26 If MLB doesn’t care about what he did, then he might as well play for us. Get bats, score runs, win the west.

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

I’m in.

[Devastated Dipoto @SavageDipoto]

The Carlos Correa revenge tour with the Seattle Mariners is going to be absolutely wild

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

The main thing that I’d like this off-season is for the Mariners to get some dudes. Get dudes that can rake. Hit dingers, win games.

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

I know I’m always late to these things (the satellite delay to here is something else) but the Mariners are good and you know what, next year they’re winning the West.

[Joe Fann @Joe_Fann]

Geno’s “are you ready are you ready!?!?” hits so damn hard 🥹

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

@NPage26 Probably problematic but also

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

Hey, did you guys hear about the Mariners ending their playoff drought?

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

@NPage26 No…it’s just that I’ve been drinking A LOT of rum. Like…way too much. And I guess I missed like…the summer?

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

Please, @mariners, I can’t handle another heartbreak.

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

Julio Rodriguez is good at baseball.

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

When you get that triple:

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

The Mariners offense to begin the year is not exactly helping my natural cynicism.

[Stranded Mariner @StrandedMariner]

Win tomorrow by one run and be .750 with a -3 run differential. 🙏