Mike

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[Alvin Flang @The76thIcePop]

Here's the version that also contains the original footage

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Here’s a statement from the port-a-pot company regarding the man that was found inside one of their toilets.

It gets even worse than you imagined. 😳

[Mike @StrandedOnThird]

@mario_noesis @_SannyG @INTERIORPORN1 She’s just calling out the user for still using AI to show a great shot

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

The year is 2013.

You’re playing FIFA on XBox against your college roommate.

He scores this goal.

You immediately quit.

[Mike @StrandedOnThird]

@mark_slapinski @TheBlueGem3 You said last night a nuclear power plant in Iran was blown up. You are not a legit journalist

[Mike @StrandedOnThird]

@lporiginalg Parody account

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

This page is gonna have a rough day soon

[Mike @StrandedOnThird]

@SFGiants 15 games under .500. This is absolutely ridiculous at this point

[Mike @StrandedOnThird]

@FatKidDeals Damn missed this! I want one too

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

Best sign soccer is gaining traction in the US: Christian Pulisic getting crushed for being an absolute no-show in the tournament.

Showing up and trying hard is no longer good enough. If youre the face of the sport in the country we need more.

Again, this is a good thing 🇺🇸

[Mike @StrandedOnThird]

@KNBR is the app down? 20+ minutes of just ads this morning on my commute

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Brasil letting Neymar score that meaningless penalty in his last international match.

[Derrico Henrio (Noah Kahan Superhater) @derrico_henrio]

Europoors seeing that we’ve started to care enough about soccer to start bribing FIFA

[maybe: xavier (nba champ new york knicks enjoyer) @couldbexav]

proper corruption at play here, finally becoming a real football nation

[Mike @StrandedOnThird]

@INTERIORPORN1 Posting this AI crap multiple times a day

“FIFA World Cup 2020”

[Sanjay Sujanthakumar @tha_Real_Kumar]

#USMNT striker Folarin Balogun on his immediate reaction to red card:

“I think it was just important to stay calm. I never want to react out of anger and out of emotion. There’s still lots of people we’re inspiring, little kids, boys and girls who are watching, and we have to show them the correct way to handle things, even when you think it's unjust.”

On shaking ref’s hand postgame:

“As said, you can feel like something, injustice can happen to you. It’s not an excuse to be disrespectful… I'm aware that the World Cup might be the first time a lot of American viewers are tuning in. So it's important just to show people, whether things happen to you, good or bad, just to continue to be yourself.”

[Mike @StrandedOnThird]

@tancredipalmeri A Paraguay girl liked this

Sup @jessroduarte 😆

[Mike @StrandedOnThird]

@tancredipalmeri I went to the US Paraguay game at SoFI. I was texting my friends how all the Paraguay girls were all really attractive. Who knew lol

[Mike @StrandedOnThird]

@Puffwoody @ABC lol it was a marriage proposal

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Un paraguayo estaba mirando el partido con su perro
Y cuando le ganaron a alemania se pusieron a festejar juntos

El bicho no entendia nada pero estaba feliz jsjs