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A true urban sage with a penchant for the absurd.

[🍒 @StrangeBucks]

Stay pressed.

[Memestarx @C963P]

Hey @grok why didn't Dr Vaseegaran try this idea? 😭😭

[manoj @manoj387336]

That's not because of the smell. But fear of 🦠😷

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

My favorite line from Atomic Habits has been living in my head rent-free:

“It doesn’t make sense to continue wanting something if you’re not willing to do what it takes to get it. If you don’t want to live the lifestyle, then release yourself from the desire. To crave the result but not the process is to guarantee disappointment.”

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[Hindutva Knight @HPhobiaWatch]

Messi scored

Aur do vote Modi ko

[Savvy @yourssscupcake]

Cope k@ngl@

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I love people who are intellectually omnivorous.

The kind who can discuss folklore, black holes, bird migration, poetry, and grocery store pricing in a single conversation without getting lost.

[Shwetadri Shekhar ।শ্বেতাদ্রী শেখর @ShwetadriS]

Ma Bhabatarini Temple, Dakshineswar.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

I WANT YOUR LOVING AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE, YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE

[Gopal ࿗ 🐝 @iampsygy]

Good sleep, some excercise and eliminating naxals for low cortisol. Works like a charm.

[manoj @manoj387336]

Kaun Jaat ho?🫵

[Dinesh Kumar @dineshkum4r]

😭🤣

[. @Woundedlion__]

Imagine a Bangladeshi Muslim saying this 😭

[kalki🇮🇳 @kalkiverse08]

the best home minister of india till date , shri amit shah ji 🙌🏻
kudos and respect for him

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

we’re getting so close to the concept of spirit guides, past lives, and our connection to sources/deities. keep going!

[KBP Reviews @KshitizCritic]

The Chai ki Tapri song is a Banger, #AliaBhatt’s dance along with #SamayRaina is trending all over social media.

[babu bisleri @baabuOP]

Latent is too big now so it definitely is going to get commercialised the way Kapil Sharma was. Scripted performers, scripted jokes, filmstars in panel. Meh. Was fun while it lasted

[Mr. Jones @Mr_Jones_k]

Semen en los pulmones y los intestinos perforados.

Hay quien me critica por pedir la pena capital para todo el que toque a un niño.

Ay si supieran lo que les haría antes se llevarla a cabo.