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What the fuck is baby formula, I'm not solving that

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@honedgefucker You deserve the flies

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I don't understand the hate for online classes. I just drank some beers during an exam, so I didn't feel anything when I saw I failed. It's like magic

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When you die you go to heaven and God shows you all your atheist reddit posts on a Toshiba Blackstipe

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Eating nothing but asparagus and coffee, then huffing the fumes of my piss. Calling it Turbo

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Rockstar Games be like, the Ghislaine Maxwell trial is now only 2 weeks long, drop the Dr Dre update

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@beesinacoat Foul

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We're the milk in the milky way. We're all the cum

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@LADYGH0STS KFC sucks

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Is a truck driver wearing a catheter the same as sports players doping?

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Constipated at 11:30 at night. I truly understand how death row inmates feel

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Building my smegma up. Gonna be ribbed, for her pleasure

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The first guy who ever shit must've been so scared

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@LADYGH0STS He wields his head higher than you ever will

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@milkysocksauce You look like kiryu from yakuza

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Imagine if people could speak anime

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If they gave the monkey from planet of the apes a blunt and some anime, do you think he would be chill

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Boss Baby 2 made me wonder, do they track the crimes of war criminal babies. Aren't their memories erased? How are they punished? Can you execute an infant?

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Window's 11 better be able to suck my dick