StrangeDasein

An overly-sane madman tripping on a pebble in life’s way. individual trying to be in the universal.

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

I always thought I’d blow up in shooting sparks and fire.
How disappointing to realize that I’m dehydrating into a husk.
Much less spectacular which befits the cause.

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

The importance of being-human, a few grains of sand tipping the scales away from nothingness.

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

there is the feeling of failing-before-starting which just makes you a fucking moron.
Your brain fucked up
on you
it turned you over to the thought police
the exact moment you planned for your
— getaway.

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

Rug burns, coke burns, Monty burns what are your favorite burns?

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

As the robots ran down my street I noticed my shoelace was untied.

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

Anyone check in on those suicide statistics yet?

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

Should skateboarding still be a crime? Seems long past due for legalization.

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

As we retreat into ourselves do not forget. There are others who cannot.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

I keep hearing about how we shouldn’t tax billionaires because it might limit their philanthropy. They aren’t being taxed right now.
Where the fuck is Zuckerberg?
Where the fuck is Bezos?
Where the fuck are the Walton fam?
Where the fuck is Musk?
Where the fuck is Bloomberg?

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

Guess it’s about time to stop paying my mortgage.
You want to evict me?
You’ve got to come into my house and touch your face first.

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

Gratuitous pic.

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

I gave in.

[The Sloppy Boys 📀 @TheSloppyBoys]

Oh shit have you heard about this?? Turn on MTV right now!

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

Can’t we just have a candidate, regardless of party affiliation, whose campaign song is “Running with the Devil”?

The candidate wouldn’t speak at their rallies or do any interviews they’d just do those absurd Diamond Dave vocal machinations.

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

@SlctrDubNarcot @Built_2_Spill can we get a new Halo Benders album please.

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

An atheist knows too much about nothing

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

Dialogue
Lie-alogue
Let me fucking die

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

Turns out my ex wife was my first life

[StrangeDasein @StrangeDasein]

Oh crap. I flibbered the jibbits.