MJ 😜

✨ Copy of my consciousness in all its glory ✨ You seriously have no excuses. You can't say you didn't see this coming. I mean, come on now. 🙃✨

[MJ 😜 @StrangeGirlMJ]

"If they are staring at your ceiling that hard then they are your prisoner." - Dad

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Dogs are getting BBLs now.

What.

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https://t.co/FJIGcO77wN

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https://t.co/JKHUVXPRO2

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My coworker says good morning

Me in the middle of working with my headphones blasting:

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As a child I was so confused why red wine was always the stain example.. like why are people having wine everywhere? 🤔

Now I'm a woman and completely understand.

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*10yr old picking the playlist*
*obvious backstreet boys starts playing*

😮🤔 The kids say backstreet boys are in???

10yr old: Oh they are SO IN.

Hell yes. Our country is healing in small ways. 🙏🏼❤️

[MJ 😜 @StrangeGirlMJ]

Approaching 30.. crying over a glass of wine as my after work hobby..

"It gets better" feels more and more like a lie..

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Bring back hand to hand combat.

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It's so slippery here.. What if someone slips into me?? Oh no.. ☠️

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That crushing feeling that I should be doing something goes away from midnight - 5 am..

I love this time of day.. I feel a wave of relief

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Feeling unwell after age 25 and feeling like you would easily be one of the first ones dead on the Oregon Trail

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https://t.co/LB3HvUN5sh

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Hello 2026.
Hoping for some big changes around here. 👀
Do not disappoint me. 👀

and it better be good. 👀

[MJ 😜 @StrangeGirlMJ]

Crying releases "happy hormones" like endorphins and oxytocin, which are natural mood boosters that create a soothing, feel-good sensation, helping to calm your nervous system and relieve stress, even if the crying starts from sadness or stress.

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Black Friday needs to get back to the days of fistfighting. Putting this out there before it hits just so it's clear that I'm clocking how boring these deals are 😴😅

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I have a 10 yr old giving me water reminders. Works much better than an app ��😂

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Paw print tattoo located on your back.. 🤔 Just memorialize those little feet poking me in the back forever.. I'll never forget that feeling ❤️