Bauer Edwards

I don’t know. I thought I used to know. Doesn’t matter anymore. Burner account for a better known but equally insignificant account.

[Bauer Edwards @Stranger_Songs]

This is my favorite tweet of all time.

[Cam Mellor @CamMellor]

September 22,2007

14 years ago today, Mike Patrick was incredibly concerned about Britney Spears during OT between Georgia and Alabama.

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@mclovenxoxo @fifimcfae You’re missing the mark on this one.

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@_PSE__ This is Chandler Simpson. Obviously, the squared up rate difference is noticeable but everything else is comparable.

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@_PSE__ He maybe a 4 OF on this team but there are plenty of teams that he’s an everyday guy.

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@_PSE__ I was looking at his savant page earlier. Obviously you can’t build a lineup AROUND him. But give me a .300 avg /.350 obp 30 SB guy with a great glove any day of the week. He can also hit lefties.

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@evanxscales Especially when you can just demote him to something he’s more qualified for like towel man or something like that.

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@ChrisEdmerson If Mitch Johnson goes against all of his instincts late in important games from here on out, he’ll be a much better coach.

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@SigmundBloom @dusky_drone Did we just become best friends?

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

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@CBSScottWhite And to your credit you’re willing to modify your evaluations based on new data. That can’t be said for everyone on your show.

Player performances are fluid. Thank you for recognizing player evaluations should be fluid, also.

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@CBSScottWhite “I do wish I had reasoned differently.” Stop that nonsense.

You reason the way you do because it’s accurate most of the time. This isn’t different from gambling. Give me a system that hits 60% of the time and I’ll be ecstatic!

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@CoDaGod504 @BlackAndNative1 The documentary, fool!

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@WeaselHandyMan @BengalsSir @HunterBiden @Secondstar14 He’s a pedo, right?

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@PileStonk Yeah same. I really thought 6 would be the number. Moved it down to 5 just to be sure. What is going on with this? He should have at least 4 by this point in the game having played this many minutes.

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@dw_richie @goddek @smalltiller The Captain is on Team Pedo. Interesting.

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This. Here.

[FreedomFighter (now at Blue Sky) @liberalincincy]

Remember the person you’re missing and remembering was a person in your mind that never existed in real life, becuse if they did, you could have worked it out.

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@BearKoolaid @TheRealTag27 @barstoolchicago What is the obsession Cubs have with this “fringe / borderline average” at best player?

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@FieldsSzn69 @PCA4FC @AldoSoto21 That’d be fine. He could mismanage their team.

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@itsyourfavdj And that’s not the first time this year Counsell has done that. He treats Shota like he’s the long relief guy.