Rock

Financial Planner & financial wellness speaker. Concert junkie. ⭕️ Foodie. Work hard, be kind, travel, go see live music.

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

Everyone: How come you got married so late?

Me: 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dreamweaver @DreamweaverOnX]

can’t even be bothered to find out what the $12.99 is from apple anymore

whatever bro just take it I got a lot going on

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

@jaylubes @JamBase @SIRIUSXM @rickbeato 👏 👏

[B’nkz @Bnkz90]

Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut where employees share the real reasons they quit their toxic jobs.

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

@NYJetsTFMedia 🤯

[🫧 DJ Brownie @Marc_Brownstein]

Dear everyone who bought tickets for the Goose after party,

You are amazing. I’m relatively sure this was the biggest on-sale we’ve ever had for a DJ Brownie show. I’m not surprised. There is a lot of crossover with the Biscuits and Goose communities and the goose community has been incredibly welcoming and supportive as well. And we have the mystery band which is so fun as well.

I can see it’s gonna be a huge show at this point and I’m super excited to reveal the band, come back to AC and party all night with you.

To everyone else:

https://t.co/8GjP6ejGDg

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

@moodyfoodiedude 😂

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

Getting a jump on Halloween 🎃 🌶️

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

“Far left” and it’s just a mfer saying a full time job should cover rent and groceries.a

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

@uffyebanda 🔥

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This might sound crazy.

But one of the skills you NEED to learn is how to deal with a more and more illiterate society full of emotionally dysregulated people.

If you keep getting frustrated every day over how "ďumb" everything/everyone seems, the stress of it is going to wreck your mind.

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

@Marc_Brownstein Tix secured. See ya there! 🫡 🚀

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

@ErikaMJimenez 👏 👏

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

@rsg9zp Westwood NJ in Bergen County

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

Ate at a new spot called “Bar Mutz”. Place is an unapologetically unhinged love letter to NJ through pop culture & food.

Fresh Mutz was 🔥 but their spicy rigatoni, chicken Milanese w/ Caesar, & breaded sausage/chicken parm mashup was wild. Vibes & 90s hip hop were abundant

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

Bathroom decor was also 🤌🤌

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

@CLTPhishChick Happy birthday!!!

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

@meghann_23

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

@gleng1 🎯🎯

[Rock @StrangestDesign]

The girls had a charity event last night, so the Dads took ALL the kids out for Hibachi.

12 kids. 12! Ranging in age from 1 to 8 years old. Holy hell that was fucking TORTURE.

My kids were not good, but they were the best behaved two there. I tipped 40%. End of rant.