Stratafied

Helping rid the world of stupid, one #LifeLesson at a time.

[The Darkness @thedarkness]

Don’t say we don’t go all out for you!

[Stratafied @Stratafied]

@CMONGames can we have some additional episodes for Cthulhu Death May Die, the way you gave us some extra quests using all the minis and tiles for Massive Darkness 2? We all need more Cthulhu, and I’m waiting on some more expansions!

[Stratafied @Stratafied]

@Shudder Obviously The Last Drive In! ♥️

[Karin Johnson @drsleepykarin]

Permanent daylight saving time could have health downsides

https://t.co/cH3FUxF4bF

[Shudder @Shudder]

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[Stratafied @Stratafied]

Let’s all take a moment to acknowledge that @TheRealElvira is an ageless goddess of comedy. #Elvira40

[Stratafied @Stratafied]

Best way to celebrate Fall! Celebrating spookiness with the Mistress of the Dark, @TheRealElvira #Elvira40

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

If this gets 20k likes, we’ll replace the paperclip emoji in Microsoft 365 with Clippy.

[Stratafied @Stratafied]

The is such a delight. #LittleShopofHorrors #TheLastDriveIn

[Stratafied @Stratafied]

What’s with all the canine murder this season? Is @therealjoebob mad at dogs for some reason? Is @Shudder? What have the dogs done?! #EvilSpeak @kinky_horror #TheLastDriveIn

[Stratafied @Stratafied]

I dunno if someone is paying @JohnDiesattheEn creative royalties, but this sure sounds like the Fire & Ice pool from #FuturisticViolenceandFancySuits to me https://t.co/Bsyuv8ZixI

[The Vackien One @ChrisArrrrr]

Where’d they come from...? THEY DROVE A TRAIN UP TO THE OTHER SIDE GUYS #TheLastDriveIn

[Stratafied @Stratafied]

@ChrisArrrrr

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Check it!

[Stratafied @Stratafied]

Guys...did he just get that 4 wheeler stuck in quicksand? Like, random quicksand in the woods? Like video games taught us about? #Mandy #TheLastDriveIn

[Stratafied @Stratafied]

No one goes all into a role the way Nicolas Cage does. #Mandy #TheLastDriveIn

[Stratafied @Stratafied]

Nicolas Cage! Nicolas Cage! We always all need more Nicolas Cage!!! (Seriously, can we get Color out of Space for one of these weeks?) #Mandy #TheLastDriveIn

[Cerealously 🥛🥣 @cerealouslynet]

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[Stratafied @Stratafied]

It’s kind of a weird choice to have Ginger grow white fur out of her werewolf wounds...but then make the transformed werewolf hairless. Just a thought. #GingerSnaps #TheLastDriveIn

[Stratafied @Stratafied]

So exactly zero teenagers noticed the horribly murdered dog on the field BEFORE playing? #GingerSnaps #TheLastDriveIn