Eric Sanchez

strummin' strings, slurpin' beer, and shootin' bullets!

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

It's a horror to retweet this ... https://t.co/tNBdLXMWjm

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Watch Jimmy Fallon and Aziz Ansari read awkward first texts http://t.co/d3KZXj97Cf

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Adulthood trifecta on a Tuesday night: get drunk and eat Taco Bell, masturbate to internet porn, and fall asleep watching netflix.

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Got some Taco Bell tonight. I asked my taco to make me feel 15 again. It just made me feel depressed that I'm drunk on a Tuesday at 2am

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Darryl killed a tank, Carol killed terminus. #TheWalkingDeadPremiere #TWD #TheWalkingDead

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Things to do today: go to Krispy Kreme, talk like a pirate, get a free doughnut. @krispykreme #aarrrrggg

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Happy national dog day! http://t.co/aGMoRWhsD6

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Glock 19 ringing steel at 80 yards. #3gun #hotshotsgunclub #glockporn #glock19 @ Markham Park Gun Range http://t.co/KRlXC1LuPS

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Pistol perfection. #mcm #glock19 http://t.co/4JBULC2L5D

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Beautiful huh? Too bad the water is full of deadly flesh eating bacteria. @ Eden Roc Miami Beach http://t.co/gvMuVEPdFv

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Just got some target stands done by anchorfencewholesale they are awesome! Anybody wanna go break them… http://t.co/8oxWab3R6c

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

@ella_arie I'm so proud of you.

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Happy birthday America! #1776 #4thofjuly #gadsdenflag #freedom #kinggeorgeIIIsucks http://t.co/9IrvFFcPgk

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Really diggin my new #streamlight #styluspro #edclight this thing is bright! http://t.co/2i9rp9ro8K

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Alright guitar players pop quiz: what's the connection here? #oldschoolguitaristsknowthistrick @ Lakes… http://t.co/OxUgBddRo2

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Yes I'm excited about owning this knife. #Wüsthof #chopitup @ Lakes On The Green http://t.co/51ffE6Bpyo

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Giddy as a school girl. #thewalkingdead http://t.co/vAVt1yWDy1

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Yes a guineafowl, in my neighborhood. #hialeahwildlife @ Lakes On The Green http://t.co/uAbUFA4ZIw

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Getting ethnic at the columbian consulate. #popandlock #polyrhythms #spidermonkeys @ Consulado General… http://t.co/wxxcLyl0JF

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Nicotine, Valium, vicadin, marihuana, ecstasy and alcohol! @ The Fillmore Miami Beach at The Jackie… http://t.co/cY33FCJ5uJ

[Eric Sanchez @StratcatEric]

Church. @ The Fillmore Miami Beach at The Jackie Gleason Theater http://t.co/Ozj6fcXn7h