Tired of living in Elf on the Shelf tyranny? Not looking forward to the Elf forgetting to move and causing your kids emotional distress? I am a public servant and will take the heat for you. My gift to tired parents.
P.S. - If you love your elf, keep your elf. No contempts.
@MaijaEhlinger Several of us ATL folks from @MowerAgency are participating - great virtual program, amazing participants this year. Looking forward to being in person soon.