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Late change in the line up with Sammy Hogben replacing Lewis Dorrington in centre back #thankgod

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CAM: Cam 'so good theyvnamed the position after him' Girdwood
ST: Tom 'Forehead' Swinford
ST: Sam 'dark sunset' Winwood

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Today's team against Sam Whit
GK: Callum 'BNP' Bloxham
RB: Taylor 'Chicarito' Ridge
CB: Lewis 'might as well have no legs' Dorrington
CB: Kian 'Meathead' Cole
LB: Sam Abrey
CDM: Brandon 'sloppy bollock' Boness
CM:Will 'Mrs Abery' Robinson
CM:Harry 'just a shitcharlie'Roberts
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MOTM- Lewis for his masterclass in defending #wherethefuckwaslewis #fucktheoffsidetrap

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Cam G- 8 #goalscoringmachine
Will -5 #birdsgettingbirthdaysex

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Sam W- 5 #hotheaded
Robbo -7 #theshitbrother
Taylor-6 #birdwouldhavegotaratingof10
Boydy- 0 #cantgivenegativerating
Kian - 8 #messiindisguis

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Match ratings:
Jenson - 8 #thecat
Ben G - 5 #whywear10atRB
Brandon - 3 #ratingasmuchasyourminutes
Lewis - 11 #kingofoffsiderule
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1 worldie header from Cam and a Cantana esque chip from Kian were the goalscorers #worldiegoals #wherethefuckwaslewissgoal

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A deserved 5-2 loss for that lads #wherethefuckwaslewis

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The lads looking handsome in their 90's shirts #boyband #whichfuckingoneslewis

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Today's team for the fixture. We've had to go for scraps #lukewho #whothefuckislewis

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The lads are returning to action tommorow in their first match of the season. Cup and opposition are unknown #cuprun #wellwinthefu*kinglot

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Thanks for letting me know!! All the best 👍🏼 https://t.co/1NhM6aUvls

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Anyone know how to turn a 'U' into an 'A' in 6weeks? Asking for a mate.

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N'Golo Kante on trial at Arsenal in 2015 before he eventually signed for Leicester.

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Classic picture of Bastian Schweinsteiger signing for the Bayern Munich youth team in 1998 with then manager Ottmar Hitzfeld.

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Big shoutout to our Stratton Ultras who made the 30 mile round trip to give us their support!

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Breaking news - will Robinson has a confirmed broken ankle fibula. Wish him a speedy recovery #prayforwill