Stratton Oakmont

YAHL's uprising of alcoholics Est 2016

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Mistakes were made

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#FindQbooAHole2017

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Huge Birthday shoutout to a Stratton OG @trevorine 🎉🎉🎉 catch this guy slugging Busch tall boys 7 nights a week at any time of the day

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Big shoutout to our Goalie for another outstanding performance! And @QuintinVolpe 's finesse in the shootout! #wow #50in07 #thisguymustfuck

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Shootout victory tonight! POTN goes to @brillandtheboys with a goal after a lengthly absence from night shifts #jonpardi #rentagoalie

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We are currently in contract negotiations with a pickering import @jakemontgomery_ after a fantastic debut last night. Stay tuned

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Other notables: @QuintinVolpe had another three point game (2g,1a) and retrieved both pucks & @trevorine continues to be our rock on D

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Giant second win for the boys last night! Dominant performance by our goalie and @LiamTimewell recorded his first half backcheck of the year

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With our ⭐️power forward in a contract year & talks of him joining Martians, a round of golf was in order for negotiations @brillandtheboys

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Post game reaction from stud defensemen and assistant captain @chessey_16

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Big first win! Game stats: @trevorine led us w 11 blocked shots, @LiamTimewell w 0 backchecks, @McNeilBraydon & @QuintinVolpe w 2Gs each.

[NoChillTrev @trevorine]

@EHClothing @1998Mcneil @StrattonYAHL

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Wishing our absolute loose cannon of a goalie a happy 23rd birthday today!

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Stratton with a pair of losses to start the season! Mentality in the room is positive and can only go up from here! #1stoverallpick #lottery

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Introducing veteran presence in the pipes Connor "Happy Gilmore" Timewell! Starting goalie #thisguyfucks #longgamestrong #ConsentIsAMyth

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We're also naming a new captain this year @QuintinVolpe Hes shown what it means to be a leader by putting 0 effort into everything he does

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With the season coming up, we're pleased to announce another highly anticipated veteran signing for the year, @brillandtheboys !

[TFM Girls @TFMgirls]

Arizona State University absolute domination.

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@chessey_16 cheese approved ✅

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, when someone else scores 50 in one season