Brandon Stratton

Husband & father.

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

Jack lived up to the moment

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

@MommaDunn08 He sure is. Thank you!

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

Milo James Stratton - May 14th, 2026

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

@soreed15 Thank you!

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

Happy Mother’s Day! Thank you for being such a great mother to Jack and a great wife to me. I can’t wait to do it all over again with baby boy #2 in a few days. ❤️

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

It happens to all of us

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

“How did they come up with that?”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

“being eyed for replacement”

[AF Post @AFpost]

Rep. Dan Crenshaw was blindsided by a GOP primary loss in Texas House District 2 after being eyed for replacement by Republican challenger Steve Toth.

Crenshaw, a seven-year incumbent, has faced growing criticism from constituents who say he lost sight of their interests. He will leave office on January 3, 2027.

Follow: @AFpost

[Mike Young @micyoung75]

This should never be filed under “tragic mistake.”

Agents detained a blind man, decided they had no legal basis to deport him, then released him miles from his home with no ride, no escort, no plan. He died on the walk back.

That is foreseeable harm, not an unfortunate twist of fate.

If America is serious about ordered liberty, basic protocol has to include getting a blind person safely home, not leaving him to guess his way down the road after federal custody.

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

Seems sustainable

[goma @soigomaa]

In USA, breaking a bone costs more than fixing it.
She tripped and broke her arm. A routine ER visit: until the bill came: $9,300.
$2,400 for the ambulance.
$4,700 for X-rays, painkillers, and a cast.
$2,200 for follow-ups. And she had insurance. In the U.S., healthcare isn't a service - it's a profit machine. The same insulin that costs $6 in Germany? $300 a month here. An EpiPen? $600. An MRI? $1,200. Giving birth? $18,865 on average. Even insured families pay $7,400 out-of-pocket each year. Medical bills are now the #1 cause of bankruptcy in America. The U.S. spends more on healthcare than any nation on Earth - yet ranks #38 in outcomes. The result? A system where getting sick can destroy your finances.

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

So brave of you Catturd

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

The Super Bowl in the USA just had a halftime all in Spanish.

I’m dead serious, I will never watch a NFL game again as long as I live. Not one second.

The NFL is officially dead to me.

Is anyone feeling this besides me?

Fck the NFL.

[Andrew Justin @COSportsNut]

People out here worried about how American athletes represent America but not worried about how the President represents America

Make it make sense

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

To be clear, I did not for our POS president a single time. I was raised better than that.

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

At this point in history we’re supposed to be better than this. And we aren’t. We elected this. Bummer.

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

At this point in history we’re supposed to be better than this. And we aren’t. We elected this. Bummer.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump posted a disgustingly racist video depicting the Obamas as apes.

Are my Republican colleagues going to continue to bend the knee to a racist, authoritarian president who wants the American people to bow down before him?

[Wendy @teachthemx3]

Teachers: Please remove the disruptive student so others can learn.

Admin: Everyone needs seat time, so we sent him back after a restorative conversation.

Teachers: Johnny has only been here 5 days this semester. He’s going to fail with a 20.

Admin: Seat time doesn’t matter. Just give him a 70. We don’t want him to drop out.

Teachers: We have to stop passing students along. I have students on wildly different levels.

Admin: It’s okay, you can differentiate.

Teachers: It’s impossible to differentiate for 30 kids across 10 levels. Can you come show me how?

Admin: (After a 10-minute walk-through) Email: Try discovery-based learning and really focus on student discourse. Also your objective was not written on the board.

Admin: We have a lot of open positions on campus. Please be prepared to cover classes during your conference period if we can’t find long term subs. Also, make sure your lesson plans are uploaded, 504/Sped accommodations are documented, parent contact logs are updated, and grades are posted in a timely manner.

Schools: We don’t know why there is a teacher shortage.

[CheeseheadTV 🧀 @cheeseheadtv]

🧀 Aaron Rodgers defending both #Steelers HC Mike Tomlin and his former #Packers HC Matt LaFleur:

“For either of those two guys to be on the hot seat…”

“To me, that’s an absolute joke.”

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

RG and Rome come up to you like this - What would you do?

[CheeseheadTV 🧀 @cheeseheadtv]

THEY SAID WEEK ONE WAS A FLUKE 😂😂😂

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

@MommaDunn08 Thank you!

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

May 2026

[Brandon Stratton @Stratton_38]

November 2023