KOM or Die

Shaming freds and pathletes one tweet at a time. Report bad behavior to [email protected]

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We've been quiet for a while but couldn't help logging back in to give kudos to Keith Robert for expecting a junior girl and her dad to pull over on a narrow, steep, & technical trail so he could could get his PR. We're not surprised he was riding alone. https://t.co/7sprb8wvpf

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@gregonabicycle @fffens Happy to oblige. 0% enforcement. 100% public shaming.

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@RideEternal In fact, we’re skeptical that you’ve raced anyone aside from other pathletes 🤔

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Kudos to Vern Caeser on his "wet ripper" paved bike path shred. Totally worth buzzing a bunch of commuters and pedestrians in your aero helmet & carbon wheels to get those #pathlete PRs! We reckon you'll get that Cat 5 upgrade any day now! https://t.co/ZfmM55W0dw

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@RideEternal Since you’re so fast, maybe you should go play in traffic instead of the bike path!

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Holler at Nick Thom who finds it fitting to openly mock female cyclists for no reason other than to make himself feel like a big man. Too bad he can't back up his aggression with a civil conversation and deletes any negative comments on his activities. https://t.co/JKP8abxUKw

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It’s spring and the #stravajerks & #pathletes are migrating from #Zwift back to the bike path! Look for us to be a bit more active in the coming months!

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Hey Joe Hall! Chasing down a woman who is riding alone at night and who passed you and then asking her where she's going AND THEN getting bent out of shape when she asks to be left alone is just a little creepy! https://t.co/EqNjJDHYXM

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@reeve_geary Anything for the king.

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Pedestrians can be #stravajerks too! We watched Turner Wiley on a mixed-use path veer from a ped lane into a cycling lane in front of a cyclist and then shout sexist obscenities at her. https://t.co/dXd0cIxkxl

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High five to the astoundingly unfriendly Aaron Swain who would rather sprint into the back of a vehicle than be slower than a lady #toxicmasculinityonabike https://t.co/7x2gSs3ldh

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We here at Strava Jerks are simply shocked that #justinhaller isn't on Strava. https://t.co/VkEzHMQ7uR

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Holler @ Tom Reeves & his fragile male ego - verbally assaults women who pass him on recovery rides. #umadbro https://t.co/WL71nQ62mF

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Sincere kudos to John Bacon for being a goddamn unicorn and kindly asking permission to sit on the wheel. 👏🙏👍https://t.co/9qDoporuz6

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Kudos to an unknown rider - sat on my wheel after being asked not to & crashed himself through a corner. #iwouldntputthatrideonstravaeither.

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To our kind & courteous community, you can report bad behavior & link to activity or Strava profile to [email protected] #ridefriendly

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holler at "kDavid" & 5 MAMILS! Refused to get off my wheel when asked & then sprinted around to wreck an interval! https://t.co/Hgz6Ud7joS

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@CaleyFretz @nswan I'll be setting up an email for folks to anonymously report for future offenses. 👍👌

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Consider us a petty public service trying to make riding a little nicer for us all. https://t.co/xilgfuO5fL

[Martin Criminale @itsmartin]

Shoutout to @StravaJerks! This is going to be fun.

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Shoutout to Tommy Jerome for buzzing me & others screaming "stay right" on a mixed use path in a busy neighborhood! https://t.co/WSxCvuLNdb