Straw Man Collective

A scrappy group of straw people performing sketch comedy in NYC.

[Straw Man Collective @StrawCollectors]

Another magical sell out show in the books! Thanks so much to everyone who came out to see the show, and we’ll see you September 26th at our next show at The PIT Loft!

[GL @gldivittorio]

The names of the officers who murdered Breonna Taylor in her home while she was sleeping are Johnathan Mattingly, Brett Hankison and Myles Cosgrove- there have been NO CHARGES for her death

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

“hey you’re bringing your briefcase today for your nationally televised impeachment hearing right?”

“no no i’ll be fine with this.”

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Got no problem with Goths at all. I stand!

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

There are no women here

[windows xp boyz @kentquazar]

you look like all three workaholics at once

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

They look like the evil couple in a Disney Channel movie who tries to kidnap a dog pop star

[Trans Rites #BLM #ACAB 🄯 @SomeRandomG33k]

I checked. No Lies Detected. Terry Pratchett is Boss.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

“You goin out tonight Jay?” “Naw, too many fakes.. I really just F with the 13th”

[Artie Lange @artiequitter]

Happy Halloween. Like my costume? I’m a 52 year old Drug addict...with 9 months clean. Ha! One day at a time.

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

two bucks

[brittany spanos @ohheybrittany]

what am i supposed to do with this information

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

getting a “can we reschedule” text right before leaving the house

[Junior Ranger Declan @Dr_BongWater]

Bar bathroom stickers are so weird
Like yeah I know vaccinating is good but I'm not gonna remember when I'm wasted having a pee break

[Artie Lange @artiequitter]

Woke up clean again. Coming up on 9 mnths. All I can promise is I will be clean God willing 1 more day. If you’re struggling w Heroin try to do it w me. Promise yourself you’ll stay clean. Just for today!  I promise it gets better. There’s no bigger fuck up than me. You can do it

[keanu doing things @keanuthings]

keanu reeves walking around london in a neck brace (1997)