Austin Straw Hat

I’m 28, stumbling through life like a beat up shopping cart. guy with a belly, but I’m working on it. Yes I am employed. No please don’t send me a price list 😢

[Austin Straw Hat @StrawHatAustin_]

I love seeing the bots get wiped from my follower count 🤣

[Austin Straw Hat @StrawHatAustin_]

@heykizuna Not being charged $$ for the human experience.

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@lana_viss Because it’s easier.

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@Melda1384191 Just stuck in a slump.

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

uh oh I’m the orange heart

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@AvaVtuber_ 3-2

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@jimcramer Speaking of hyperscale… GPUS is at a good entry again.

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Yes please, let me know I’m actually desired.

[. @lana_viss]

Do men actually like it when women make the first move? Or is that weird..

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@lana_viss Lonely freedom

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@cryptoprivatee Ok

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You ever just unblock someone, hoping that they’ll maybe reach out, but they never do ? Yeah I’m an idiot, so what.

[♱ @medievalamb]

every time i text someone first i feel like they sigh hard af

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@omgsidewalks In a heartbeat.

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@peegzy1 Yeah, that’s someone else’s gf/wife now. I don’t have access to that side of them anymore. Need to respect that.

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@sleepingbvby It’s because of the trauma and ambivalence.

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@lana_viss 🥴

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@Sad_princessex Depends on who. heartache, contempt, melancholy. There’s 1 I’d flip off if I saw them, but it’s not really that deep.

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@Emma_henrry_vt Cyndaquil my og fav