Straw

[Straw @StrawSippin]

Nobody sips a milkshake better. Nobody. I know milkshakes, I know straws. I know how to make milkshakes great again. So grab your straw, folks, and sip like a winner—because, let’s face it, that’s what we do!

[Straw @StrawSippin]

let me tell you about milkshakes, believe me. Nobody sips a milkshake like I do. Tremendous milkshakes, the best milkshakes, really great, great milkshakes. Some people—and I’m talking about very smart people—they say, “Sir, you sip milkshakes with such class.” And I do. #sippin

[Straw @StrawSippin]

I sip them through a straw—the best straws, folks, imported straws, very strong straws, the likes of which you’ve never seen.
And when I sip, I sip bigly. People are amazed. They say, “Wow, that’s a beautiful sip!” And it is.