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Tangy, sweet, knocked unconscious.

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@virulenceart I got a soft spot for the lanky designs, myself.

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@4koma_agezou I was expecting this to end differently.

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@JoshuaGoji @ARGAtheropodfan

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@DiscussingFilm No more Sony stuff for me then.

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@Dexerto Pasta fagiol, that man was a fool!

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@WerwulfFan Not the first or the last time. Jean-Jacques Annaud did the same thing in The Name of the Rose.

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@laserbeak316 @ARGAtheropodfan God I loved that series.

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@giganposting

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@RedusTheRiotAct @Ritualist_dA Candy Kong, that you?

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@BestCryptids This just looks like a model from Walking with Prehistoric Beasts

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@BrandonTenold Ah, a Catman origin story.

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@PragmaticPrisma @messedupfoods Turn that mindset into a grindset!

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Meet Batman’s new butler,

Verity Pennyworth!

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@buggy_con

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Show up two hours late, bring a wooden sword and wrap a towel around my head.

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🇯🇵 I am Japanese.

Question for Americans.

If a Samurai challenged you…

What’s your survival plan?

⚔️😂

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It looks like Ms.Frizzle got hit by the rainbow donut meth bus.

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I have no interest in seeing these public school teachers instruct anyone about the Bible, actually.

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A murderer was denied bond yesterday by a judge. How his family reacted in court:

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@Dexerto After a bunch of fuckhead foreigners came in and continued to poke them, can't say this wasn't inevitable.