Strawman

Host of The Bumcast! Deeeeropping bums and now deeeeropping knowledge on Twitter. Slurp!

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Make that 10th and goal.

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Patriots about to run 9th and goal play from 1. Bums.

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HOT TAKE: I watched the most recent football game, now I can unequivocally say that the team that won that game will win the Super Bowl.

*Hot takes are subject to change if and when I watch a different team win a game.

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Wait, the Lions have a kicker?

Someone should have told Dan Campbell 3 hours ago.

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Looks like Bumness is contagious.

The Eagles just caught a case of Dan Campbell.

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Does Dan Campbell know you don’t get 5 downs in football?

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Bum is not enough.
I am working on a new word to describe Mike McDaniel.

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You can’t spell jjBum without JJ.

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I’m up 72 points heading into MNF and still have Justin Jefferson. As long as he doesn’t fumble 50 times, I think I got this one locked up.

What do the rest of you bums need?

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I usually wait until after week 1 to Deeeeerop the bum Christian McCaffery, but this year I’m going to do it before kickoff.

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More like generational bums.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"I don't think Tom Brady, I don't think Drew Brees, I don't think Peyton Manning are generational talents." - Ryan Clark

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A weather delay on opening night!

Mother Nature is a Bum!

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How dare you score a TD on my bench Javonte Williams? Ya bum!

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Slurp up my grade A, predicted to win the 10-team Fantasy Show alumni Superflex league team. Enjoy 9th and 10th place @MatthewBerryTMR @DanielDopp

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Putting this in quotes and not attributing to anyone, because no one on earth ever said it or even thought it.

Congratulations son, you’ve earned the Strawman seal of approval.

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

“Mike didn’t have over a 42 inch vert”

LOL

Okay 👍🏼

[Strawman @StrawmanBumCast]

Although I am not affiliated with any political party, I do endorse dropping bums in any and all formats.

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While I am happy to see @POTUS bring back plastic straws, it should not come at the expense of my paper straw brothers and sisters.

Straws Unite!

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@elonmusk Destroying something that you invented that doesn’t exist. Congratulations, 10 out of 10 on the Strawman scale.

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@4WhomJBellTolls You rang?

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1. Bums
2. Dropping said Bums
3. Who is the bigger bum? @MatthewBerryTMR or @DanielDopp
4. Slurping
5. Cold Fission

[Paul Schofield @pschofie79]

What are five topics you can talk about for 30 minutes with zero prep

1. The Red Shoes
2. Housing Policy
3. Kant’s moral philosophy
4. Campus Novels
5. Norm Macdonald