Strawman Chan

Minimum-Effort Memes. The right to keep and bear memes
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Enjoy the show!

[Strawman Chan @Strawman_chan]

AI agents are the new Mortgage-Backed Securities.

[Strawman Chan @Strawman_chan]

@LundukeJournal Ever trusting a term paper to one of these was the real education.

Also, I did make some nice fridge art once.

[Strawman Chan @Strawman_chan]

WHAT A PIECE OF JUNK

[The Lunduke Journal @LundukeJournal]

The SE/30 was a fantastic machine.

So many ways in which computing was better back then.

We may have made a lot of advancements since then… but we’ve forgotten so much.

[Strawman Chan @Strawman_chan]

LOL at 30000 feet it looks like a cross section of the Maginot Line.

[WSB-TV @wsbtv]

FIFA World Cup: Underground Atlanta undergoes glow up ahead of first match https://t.co/o2oyGnfg0b

[Strawman Chan @Strawman_chan]

In other words, a perfect UFC storm.

[The Weather Channel @weatherchannel]

UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.

[Amy Swearer @AmySwearer]

PSA to world cup tourists - we literally have no idea how hotel showers work half of the time, either.

We can offer no explanation for this phenomenon, only our sincere condolences.

[Strawman Chan @Strawman_chan]

@nkkdntn Next, dive into Old Tokyo for a VCR

[Strawman Chan @Strawman_chan]

DELIVER, OR YOUR FISA BABY GETS MY IRONCLAD VETO — DJT

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

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President Donald Trump says he against renewing FISA if the Save America Act isn’t attached to it.

[Flygirlpainter 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @ShayneB52]

@howcoryseesit Agree. I see big accounts and there’s nothing original, just reposts of everything.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

All the Europeans who didn’t travel to America for the World Cup are going to be inundated with tales of a giant, beaver-owned gas station that sells BBQ and beef jerky when their friends get home.

It’ll be like Homer singing the Odyssey at dinner parties.

[Adrianne Curry @AdrianneCurry]

Tyra is suing Netflix because she doesnt like being "edited". Lol

Welcome to the party, pal.

[InfantryDort @infantrydort]

"On second thought, I guess I do like to brag. 'Cause I'm mighty proud of that Ragged Old Flag."

Happy Flag Day my fellow Americans 🇺🇸

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

"I gave my heart to the Americans and thought of nothing else but raising my banner and adding my colors to theirs."
- Marquis de Lafayette

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Just joking, there's no arguing taste, especially when it comes to movies. But I've often been asked to name my fave car flix, and these are some that I'd recommend.

10. Grand Prix (1966). High style mid sixties melodrama set in the glamorous world of F1 racing. Directed by John Frankenheimer, starring James Garner and Eva Marie Saint. Plus Jessica Walter and Francoise Hardy rrrrowwwrrr. And hands down the greatest opening title sequence ever, by Saul Bass.

https://t.co/4H8yYbmJAH

[Strawman Chan @Strawman_chan]

Southern people used to play Kubuki of Manners because they sat upon a powderkeg of race and class tension.

Now that the fuse is lit, it's a simple game of Musical Chairs. But the one with the chair loses.

[Strawman Chan @Strawman_chan]

If this was really for FIFA visitors, Atlanta would have done it long before the World Cup.

[WSB-TV @wsbtv]

City hopes new ‘No Turn on Red’ signs will help lower number of people being hit by cars https://t.co/V37coD0AGC

[Strawman Chan @Strawman_chan]

Wish I could think of a stronger UV light to shine on the field every day.

[Danny Bernstein @bernsteind]

autonomous robot driving through the field at night. no chemicals. no pesticides. just UV light killing pathogens and pests while everyone sleeps. this is @tricrobotics.

this is what chemical-free pest control looks like at scale.

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

At the America 250th Celebration there should be a slideshow of things we avoided by gaining our independence, and this should be the first photo.

[Strawman Chan @Strawman_chan]

@ZitoSalena Steamtown is kewl.

[ZitoSalena @ZitoSalena]

Welcome to Pennsylvania #BigBoy see you soon!

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

Hoo boy the footnotes and comments on this.
WWII ended with the unconditional surrender of Germany and Japan. My grandfather was on the USS Missouri to witness one.