Straycow

Formula UH

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I cannot move. I cannot speak. I can only stare. He has the bag.

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The central market butcher counter turns me on

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I haven’t worn underwear in two days

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Traffic makes me want to say it

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If Jeremy Lin was still in the nba I would watch that shit #linsanity #swish

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Why do specific ethnic groups lean back so far when they drive

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Fuck bikers

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Does Trump wear a diaper?

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No substance I didst ever employ was subjected to misuse or ill treatment. Nay, it was held most dear.

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I love taking baths

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Powder skiing makes me horny

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We should ban billboards nationally

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We need to outlaw farming in desert environments

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Banjo solos make me stiff

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Maturing is realizing cigarettes are the best form of nicotine

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I was born to breed

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Mike Huckabee needs to meet the guillotine

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Not all treasure is silver and gold mate

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Gondor calls for aide!

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Jeremy Clarkson’s voice gets me going