queer & qrazy

I work at that bar that you threw up at no less than twice, in college

[queer & qrazy @Strayvibes]

Whose mom did this I'm peeing https://t.co/ynmAB0RuXS

[i-D @i_D]

Anna Wintour got lost in the basement and cried at Yeezy Season 3: https://t.co/6p7Ex2QbYw

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

Local: what brought you to Florida?
Me: we threw a dart at the map and it landed in a trash can

[jolie 🇵🇸 @princess_labia]

figure skating is like porn. i only look at the girl

[blotty @hiitsmakelas]

Once someone on here told me to stop getting lip injections...it was the nicest compliment...for someone to think I ever have more than $12

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: You can't like Kylo Ren. He killed his dad.

5-year-old: Maybe he deserved it.

I'm never sleeping again.

[sad small head @gIitzy]

WHY DO GIRLS AT MY SCHOOL THINK THEYRE DEEP

[queer & qrazy @Strayvibes]

@SammerChipmunk https://t.co/UWez3EV9IB