Streaky

Dogs over humans

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Very productive trip to ASDA today

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@Chels_HQ 💪🏻💙

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@TheChelseaForum

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@Chels_HQ 💙

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Yo! Pooshi

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@Rev_CFC @GetVideoBotOld

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@JhonnyWhite69 Your dad

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@JODYHiGHROLLER South East London man

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@StokeyyG2 He should spend his money on a toothbrush, not Carling

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What day does the anus bin have to go out? #anus

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Not sure if I’m scared or impressed that @katerinabbc can go without blinking for 48 seconds (and that is only when the camera cut away!).

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Loving the new wine bar that’s opened near me in SE London

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Beer consumption per capita (liters per year):

🇨🇿 Czechia: 140.0
🇦🇹 Austria: 107.8
🇷🇴 Romania: 100.3
🇩🇪 Germany: 99.8
🇵🇱 Poland: 97.7
🇳🇦 Namibia: 95.5
🇮🇪 Ireland: 92.9
🇪🇸 Spain: 88.8
🇭🇷 Croatia: 85.5
🇱🇻 Latvia: 81.4
🇪🇪 Estonia: 80.5
🇸🇮 Slovenia: 80.0
🇳🇱 Netherlands: 79.3
🇧🇬 Bulgaria: 78.7
🇵🇦 Panama: 78.3
🇦🇺 Australia: 75.1
🇱🇹 Lithuania: 74.4
🇺🇸 USA: 72.7
🇫🇮 Finland: 72.0
🇲🇽 Mexico: 70.5
🇬🇧 UK: 70.3
🇧🇪 Belgium: 65.9
🇳🇿 New Zealand: 61.0
🇿🇦 South Africa: 60.1
🇩🇰Denmark: 59.8
🇧🇷 Brazil: 58.4
🇷🇺 Russia: 57.7
🇨🇭 Switzerland: 55.1
🇵🇹 Portugal: 54.9
🇨🇦 Canada: 53.5
🇰🇷 South Korea: 39.4
🇯🇵 Japan: 38.4
🇫🇷 France: 33.0
🇮🇹 Italy: 31.0
🇨🇳 China: 29.0
🇹🇭 Thailand: 27
🇸🇬 Singapore: 20.9
🇮🇱 Israel: 17.4
🇹🇷 Turkey: 10.9
🇲🇾 Malaysia: 5.8
🇮🇳 India: 2.0
🇮🇩 Indonesia: 0.7

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It’s Dec, surely? ‘Now
Make him use a dry pen’

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@AbsoluteChelsea @Chels_HQ @ChelsDaft @ChelseaFanCast @CFCPys @CFCDaily @ConnCFC True Chelsea, from day one. Let’s give him the applause he deserves 💙

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@TWK1905 @WeAre_TheShed @CFCAway_ @CFCAWAYDAYSS @onlyapound RIP 💙

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A true gentleman 💙

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#BringBackTuchel

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@footballtweet I’m going to say football. It’s definitely football.

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Sandi Toksvig is a national treasure