river

[the space needle's girlfriend @spaceneedlesgf]

my doubters will become my grouters when i remodel the bathroom of success

[zlatan ibemovinbricks @DBloxkzTrinidad]

u wearin tf out that hedi tho ik dat for damn sure

[Henny Omega @CamronSanto]

The last championship performance at the Wells Fargo Center

[christian @nopoweradeinusa]

hey man, mind if I send you an hour long YouTube video and then check back in a day or two to see if you watched all of it?

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

theres a Goldilocks zone of being hammered before the misery kicks in where you can look directly into the flickering “open” sign of a derelict 7/11 the hum of the bulbs matching the operating frequency of your brain and feel the way Peter felt when he saw Christs empty tomb

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

{texting} hey man haven’t heard from you in a while hope you’re doing good. Been having a hard time lately. Give me a call if you can. {deleting typing again} boy I saw a bitch that was damn near 6 feet tall last night

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

My roommates pat me down every time we watch seinfeld because I keep trying to shoot Newman

[Dr. DEI @MacPerMe]

Me and the homie when we link up after not speaking to each other in over a year.

[Daniel @alacrates]

Best animation I've seen since King of the Hill. Something heartwarming about how slight the dispute is here.

"Well if he's on the interstate in a go kart, we will pull him over."

"Good luck! He don't stop for no one, and his Honda runs like a scalded dog"

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Rayquaza would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

trying to “get back into reading” after completely ruining my attention span is very funny. I have to read the same page about 7 times because I’ve started day dreaming about what if I had earth bending powers and I sunk every place I’ve ever worked into the core of the planet

[dizzy @rundizzy]

just got a shock collar that immediately kills me if i stray even slightly from the best version of myself

[Quesly @Quesly2]

RIP 🌹