Trigger Me Elmo

bringing pie back one slice at a time. Furry, software, hockey, distance running. You're out living it up today, I've got dues to pay

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

When I die, my funeral must have an open bar, a good music list (also slip in the chicken dance to troll the mourners), a bouquet toss. Depending on what season, it should also have a bouncy house weather permitting.

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

@HockeyShepherd We also have Caleb, who is pretty nuts.

Late replies because Twitter doesn't really work anymore and I don't check it anymore.

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

@Mortova My museum wife moved away. @jensquee

[Woody 🌻 @WoodyMutt]

And so life returns to normal... @SpORKStyles @StreetFur @slightlyfurry

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

@Mortova So do I.

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

@KitsuneTeej @Mortova Fem hothgar also has that smooshed face, and the wow beastmen problem where the men are hunched over and the women have normal posture. I'm not a fan.

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

@DizFoley Why am I not surprised who your favorite character is.

I just liked how the writing just got dark so often. It was often teens doing war crimes with a TF fetish and a side of body horror and permanent psychological damage.

[@mortova.bsky @Mortova]

Someone help me, I’m going out to dinner w/ @StreetFur. It’s torture… and ramen!

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

@Rrruff @Diablo If it follows d3, underperforming builds will be handled in updates with future seasons with intent to drop that set more often after tweaks.

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

@SplatoonNA Oh hey, one is at an actual reasonable time this go around.

[🌆 ⚢DenDen⚢ 🌆 @DDen009]

When the opportunity for the perfect shot comes! 🏐🏐🏐
For @SaxonRam and @Mortova 🏖️

[Alex Graudins (she/they) @toonyballoony]

anthony asked the discord if ratatouille was a mecha and I cried laughing when I made this joke

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

@redwolfkyne You should have asserted dominance and cried louder than all three.

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

holy shit they named a cat after me

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

@ArtySkox It kind of is, sure. That being said giving corporations in roads to our community is not great for us.
We already went mainstream when hot topic sold ears and tails. I don't want to get friendly with business mascots, I want them to fear us like tony the tiger learned to.

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

@Mortova @WoodyMutt It's been horrendous for weeks. Like 1.5 hours or more to get from 55 to Lawrence. It's significantly faster and less stressful to take the trains. And I will look for an excuse to take the motorcycle anywhere.

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

@Jynowoof @martinisoft @Eezo102 I know all three of you. Given past history, you probably asked for this. Now jyno, put on some pants.

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

@HybridInTheory It's kind of like the geometry of the iconic bike from Akira but with more edges like it came out of a Gundam series.

[Trigger Me Elmo @StreetFur]

@HybridInTheory I like the box not the bubble. Hell I'm one of the very few people who considered getting the Honda NM4 when it was available in the US.