Dean

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[Francis @FrancisChipp]

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Despite being a non-playing member of staff, Newcastle United’s senior football executive Andy Howe will be club captain for the 2026/27 season.

The nephew of manager Eddie Howe will wear the armband from the stands. CONFIRMED.⚫️⚪️

[Dean @Stretch1988]

Big loss and a good get for West Ham,, interesting they didn’t try and get Andy Howe seeing as he’s highly regarded in recruitment circles according to the Howe family fan club we’ve got reporting on the club #Nufc

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Newcastle United head of recruitment Steve Nickson leaving club. Englishman has informed #NUFC of decision - timings still tbc but all parties comfortable with situation. Move to Championship on agenda after 15yrs at St James’s Park @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/MTpzJocHaD

[Dean @Stretch1988]

Brazil vs Morroco looking forward to this 😁#FIFAWorldCup

[Dean @Stretch1988]

Not even a minute later and there’s been a worse decision 😂😂 #FifaWorldCup

[Dean @Stretch1988]

First game of the tournament and we have our first awful red card decision 🤌🏻,,first of many bad decisions I’d imagine #FifaWorldCup

[Dean @Stretch1988]

First game of the tournament and we have our first awful red card decision 🤌🏻,,first of many bad decisions I’d imagine #FifaWorldCup

[Dean @Stretch1988]

#FIFAWorldCup #WCOD2026 Footy World Cup and the darts World Cup starting on the same day…perfect 🙏

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Here to stay! 😍🔒

Fabian Schär has signed a new deal until the end of the '26/27 season 🙌

[Dean @Stretch1988]

Thank fuck for that, are TNT Sports going to show the trophy lift because I’m not sure after the 3 hour wankfest about Arsenal I just had listen to #UCL

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Liverpool, Chelsea, Man City and Man Utd all needed a new manager this summer and none of them went for the "elite" Eddie Howe? #NUFC

[Dean @Stretch1988]

Would have loved to see him at Newcastle but we won the Carabao cup so that means you can’t question Howe,,the irony is Slot won the league the same season we won the Carabao and he’s gone after getting champions league 🤦‍♂️ #Nufc

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 Andoni Iraola, set to become the next Liverpool manager as revealed earlier today!

The negotiations will move forward quickly to get it done with formal steps but #LFC decision made…

…Iraola will be the next manager. 🛑🔜

[Dean @Stretch1988]

One of the many Newcastle players I couldn’t care less about leaving,,Howes excuses are set for next season already and we haven’t even hit June yet #Nufc

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Barcelona reach agreement with Newcastle United to sign Anthony Gordon. #FCBarcelona deal for 25yo winger €80m + future sale % to #NUFC - personal terms fine. Bayern Munich pursed England int’l but #FCBayern unwilling to hit asking price @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/MvUHXko2r0

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Lewis Miley until 2032 ✍️

[Dean @Stretch1988]

I don’t care who leaves or who we buy,,Eddie Howe can’t be here simple as that #Nufc

[Dean @Stretch1988]

Looked like a competent football team today,,which is frustrating considering top 8 is Europe this season, team selection over the last couple of months has been shocking and that’s on the manager it is what it is #Nufc

[Dean @Stretch1988]

I take it all back he was worth every penny #Nufc

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Anthony Elanga has won the PFA Community Champion award for the 2025/26 season, celebrating his commitment to charitable work off the pitch. 🙌

Nominated by @NU_Foundation, the award recognises players committed to enriching the community around them, going above and beyond to support their club’s charity work throughout the season.

[Magpie Media @MagpieMediaX]

Jacob Murphy for #NUFC today:

64 minutes played
71% passing accuracy
1 defensive contribution
0/5 accurate crosses
0/4 duels won
0/2 successful dribbles
0 chances created
0 shots
16x possession lost

Absolutely abysmal.

[Martin @m3gamarvatron]

@CraigHope_DM Politely, fuck off Craig, you fucking upside down headed fucking daft cunt.

[Dean @Stretch1988]

Dressing room photo while sat in 13th,,say no more #Nufc

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

United 💪

[Dean @Stretch1988]

What a performance from Prates, demolition job #UFCPerth

[Dean @Stretch1988]

Haven’t watched Newcastle since the Palace game and I won’t be watching today either,, if you think keeping Howe is a good idea enjoy that lineup today, I refuse to watch Burn play lb and Murphy, Willock and Pope get minutes #Nufc