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[Seán @StretchArmSean]

@AmbJapanUK Yass get it doon ye mate

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

Oi 'av you got a loicense for that Brit Card!?

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

@Chinchillazllla Do it anyway. Even if he doesn't have cutlery or whatever.

[sammy @loserbent]

guy came in today with an AJJ shirt and I pointed at it and went "andrew jackson jihad! :)" and he just said, "oh no this is a band i like from tiktok"

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

I'm proved to be correct on the same day lol

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

Laws to regulate the internet made by tech illiterates. It's blatantly obvious this will be abused by bad actors.

Politicians patting themselves on the back after making the internet less safe instead of doing actual work.

[Jess Asato MP @Jess4Lowestoft]

Well done to everyone who campaigned to ensure age verification for pornography was in the Online Safety Act!

Today it comes into force and while no doubt there will be some who get around it, it means young kids in particular won’t be stumbling on violent and harmful porn.

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

@Jess4Lowestoft Yeah, giving companies a picture of your ID will have no negative effects

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

Man...

[STV News @STVNews]

Black Sabbath legend Ozzy Osbourne dies aged 76.
https://t.co/DKzKnqPyDN

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

I think it is blatantly obvious that the UK population does not agree with the narrative UK foreign policy implies, no matter how much they try to hide it. What do we do from here? #Glastonbury

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

This tiny motor would be illegal in the UK because it's over 250W. That's how stupid the laws on ebikes are.

[Ritwik Pavan @ritwikpavan]

JUST IN: Kamingo unveils a smart converter that turns your bike into an e-bike in 10 seconds.

• Switch between assist, cruise, and regular mode while riding
• Snaps on with no tools (motor, battery, controller)
• Up to 55-mile range with swappable EV-grade battery
• Fall detection, app lock, and jam alerts built in
• Weighs 5 pounds with 750W of peak power

Starts at $349.

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

Noodles and spaghetti are the same thing

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

Could the first use of the word "sus" be traced back to Suspect Device by Stiff Little Fingers in 1979?

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

@assassinscreed @elonmusk @Grummz @Ubisoft Musk after that ratio

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

The mini Zyn are the bee's knees but I go through so many in a day.

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

@JennyENicholson Is it possible yous maybe just drink too much liquid?

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

Who is Tommy K

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

I've been ugly with a moustache long before the handsome men grew them. I'll have you know they copied me.

[ali @probablyalissa]

A few attractive men started doing mustaches and that was really cool but now we’ve got a bunch of ugly guys with mustaches because they’re copying the hot ones and that’s less cool /:

[Seán @StretchArmSean]

The Silent Hill 2 remake is very good. Those goofy mannequins somehow always scare me.

[Utopia @UtopiaComputers]

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We’re hiring at Utopia! If building some of the fastest PCs in the world sounds like your kind of gig, keep reading 👇