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Calling everybody who doesn’t drive exactly as I would a stupid fucking cunt

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My poops have been so nonchalant lately

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Devouring a Cubano in front of a bunch of Somalis

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Nuking my asshole

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Fuck me and suck me, respectfully

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Crank one out for the real hogs today

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The crank that broke the hog’s back

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You can lead a hog to water, but you can’t make it crank

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The hog that cranked the golden egg

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Crank while the hog is hot

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Let sleeping hogs crank

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Don’t put all your hogs in one crank

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Worshipping Jesus in Comic Sans MS

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@yungamerondrugs @shai_is_god PRIVILEGE NOT A RIGHT

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@yungamerondrugs On your day of free speech I find that hard to believe

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Choking to death on a cough drop while griddying

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#AINTSATISFIED

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It is my moral obligation to get this bag

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Fresh off a bajillion edibles

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Coming out of retirement shut the fuck up

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Betting my tenant’s security deposit on black