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Analysis of the beautiful game.

[J. @StretchThePress]

Assuming Jakov Medić and Shane Duffy are to depart in the summer, Norwich City should target Calvin Brackelmann.

Brackelmann is a 26-year-old centre-back who plays for Paderborn and will be available on a free transfer in the summer.

#NCFC

[J. @StretchThePress]

@BethnalYG Meh. He’s not that well-regarded there.

He’s described as a flop at Monaco a lot due to his second season where they missed out on European football entirely, however harsh that may be.

I don’t think we’re at any risk at all of him leaving.

[J. @StretchThePress]

@ncfcHarryy @SammieDI80 I’m not replying to you anymore. I only want to talk to people who understand football and business to some extent. You don’t fall in either category.

[J. @StretchThePress]

Cue ncfcHarryy and Sam Dingle pretending Wolves have made a great signing in Kieran Tripper just because he’s English and 36.

[J. @StretchThePress]

@ncfcHarryy @SammieDI80 You’ve made no real points, you’ve got no talent when it comes to football analysis, GET OUT

[J. @StretchThePress]

@ncfcHarryy @SammieDI80 The fact of the matter is that they overspent on wages.

Ownership isn’t important — the takeaway from this is the like of Peter Crouch, Jermain Defoe, Sol Campbell etc were older English players on big wages who left Portsmouth in a financial mess — just as Trippier could Wolves

[J. @StretchThePress]

@NCFC_Analysis1 He hid my reply to him, lmao.

[J. @StretchThePress]

@Jackorooney1 Proof?

[J. @StretchThePress]

@SammieDI80 @ncfcHarryy For more information about Portsmouth’s financial crisis and why you shouldn’t spend recklessly on wages, please read:

https://t.co/GVKyXPJO6j

[J. @StretchThePress]

@SammieDI80 @ncfcHarryy Ah, because famously football clubs can spend to the maximum capacity of their owners wealth on wages without financial and sporting sanctions?

If you want us to end up in League One with a -15 points deduction to start the campaign then that’s up to you.

See Pompey 2009-2017.

[J. @StretchThePress]

@SammieDI80 One part is correct…

[J. @StretchThePress]

@ncfcHarryy He turns 36 in September. There will be no more than 5 matches played before he is 36.

And yes, it is terrible because he will be a waste of extremely high wages.

There’s no point arguing with you because you are just stupid.

[J. @StretchThePress]

Nooooo

I really wanted him for us. But I will accept him playing with Giannoulis

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨💥 EXCL | Calvin Brackelmann to FC Augsburg - DONE DEAL ✔️

Full agreement reached. All done and sealed. Long-term contract signed. The 26 y/o centre-back joins on a free transfer from Paderborn.

Announcement scheduled. @berger_pj @SkySportDE 🇩🇪

[J. @StretchThePress]

@norwich_updates If Sam Field comes back then we’ve failed in our DM recruitment.

[J. @StretchThePress]

@jimmynodge1902 @hogesar @IanGabelli I never wished an injury on him, you racist twat.

[J. @StretchThePress]

@SammieDI80 If you’re going to talk about me, then @ me.

[J. @StretchThePress]

Wow, I am delighted for Johannes.

He has finally returned to a back four and the extra body in midfield has helped him begin to dominate possession again.

2.10xG created as well. We are so back.

Unfortunately Rapid fans are still calling for a change.

But Johannes, I believe.

[SK Rapid @skrapid]

Schlusspfiff: Wir nutzen die letzte Chance auf ein internationales Ticket!
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[J. @StretchThePress]

Hidden 🤷‍♂️😂

People who don’t understand xG don’t like being told they don’t understand xG.

It’s like if I said Chinese is a bad language — I can’t read it, I don’t understand it but I could still hate on it. But I don’t, as that would be absolutely pathetic 😂

[J. @StretchThePress]

@ChrisReevo You are an absolute fool.

Just say you don’t have the brain power to understand the metric.

🤡

[J. @StretchThePress]

@ChrisReevo You are an absolute fool.

Just say you don’t have the brain power to understand the metric.

🤡

[J. @StretchThePress]

I’m indifferent- I don’t feel strongly either way.

On one hand he’s made so many mistakes here and probably deserves to lose his job on the back of them but on the other hand his last 6 months or so have been okay so I would accept him staying off the back of that.

[Norwich City Updates @norwich_updates]

❓ 𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡:

Where do you stand on Ben Knapper going into the summer transfer window?

#NCFC

[J. @StretchThePress]

@SackKnapper How on Earth is Kovacevic on a downward trajectory?

He has improved since joining the club.

You are an imbecile and an embarrassment.