“Rejoice, anon !
For the fabled 3 day weekend is upon us !
An act of significance occurred in the past, and in celebration of this, they’re giving us an extra 24 hours of rest
… before they work us like dogs again for 8 hours/day until old age…
… now lets watch tv all day”
Good night, anon.
Tomorrow is the weekend. You finally get a brief respite from the soul-crushing reality of life.
Which means time will move 10x as fast.
Don’t worry, time will slow down 100x once your work week begins :-)
Cheers !