Mr Strifnos

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#backstop in operation at Twickenham today? If so, it clearly doesn't work.

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@JasperLlama This is not clowning. It is human communication of the highest order demonstrating intellect and intent. https://t.co/Q2HyAjsgvV

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#Brexit president Micron in high heels for his meeting with Boris!

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@JasperLlama OK I got it wrong. Should have written 'advice' not 'advise'. Well spotted.

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#MarkFieldAssault set-up! How did they get in? Mark Field was heroic. Milk shakes, comedic advise to throw acid, explosives, knives and more. Field's action should be applauded. He didn't start it - he finished it, like others should have done before she got that far.

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@piersmorgan Catholic? Last communion? Last confession? Last time at a Sunday service? You fool yourself. Search on "I will say I did not know you...". Today in your interview with Mr Farage you lost all credibilty by claiming to be Catholic. Not Catholic, nor Christian. Shame.

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.@C4Countdown this vegan stuff is getting out of hand when Nick Hewer says "lets see how you get on with this next lettuce game". Poor old fellow, good humour but such slack diction.

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@cadentgashelp @CadentGas Shame that the Cadent fitter who came to give final clearance was just the opposite. Brusque to the point of rudeness. Didnt check all appliances - told my wife to check fire in lounge! Kicked the meter housing - see video. Not a customer facing ambassador for Cadent!

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.@CadentGas @cadentgashelp gas mains replacement has been really disruptive. Our meter needed to be moved outside. Thanks to Cadent Engineer Paul, cheerful, skilled, thorough, the job was done with no fuss and no mess. Gas pipework all concealed. Great guy, great job.

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@JasperLlama They couldn't run the pipeline from the pavement into the house. Solution was to put the meter on an outside wall and run a gas pipe through the wall and connect internally. Its invisible! We think they've done a great job.

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.@RachelRileyRR "nother"? You should check that with Suzy. No such word. Good at numbers but not at English eh?

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@JasperLlama Mmmmm cider😊

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@JasperLlama Watt?

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@JasperLlama Could be. Does it smell of garlic?

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@JasperLlama Watt?

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.@TheSaraBlizzard oh dear Sarah. How much longer must I scream at the TV when you tell me that "temperatures are going to get warmer/ colder"? Temperatures "rise and/or fall". The weather might get warmer or colder but temperatures do not. They rise or they fall.

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.@SkyNews GC"haitch"Q? Ignorant pillocks!

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@JasperLlama We've seen wasps, small dark bees and a pair of very dark red butterflies. Moving too quickly to identify any patterns. Add that to nesting behaviour of two pairs of Blue Tits and a pair of Magpies and its all going on here. 😊

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@ProfBrianCox There will be electoral reform! This is not a nation of stupid people. The next General Election will bring reform. Oh how I miss Screaming Lord Such!