The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy

Rodent 💕: @animpnotapossum

[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

// Gonna do stuff later, but for now

Writer Tag: #OWOWOWFUCKISTUBBEDMYTOE

[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

This mf gonna be shocked when he finds out what embalming is

[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

“You do not fuck, you get fucked”

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“I-

I…
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. . .

…f-fuck.”
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[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

“You’re objecting to getting face and butt fucked by Chaz and I?”

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“No— not that part…that’s your business-

But everything else I didn’t get a voice in!”
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[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

“You’re objecting to him blowing me and fucking my ass?”

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“Don’t…I get a say in this???”
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[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

“He’ll watch and jack off to it”

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“Nah we were talking about how we were gonna fuck you”

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“…okay, well, that’s enough information that I need to know.”
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[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

“Chaz’s room”

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“You?? Where did you come from?!???”
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[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

“That’s a luxury you have to pay for… or you can suck my dick then do it”

[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

“I call his ass”

[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

“With you, we are Christmas sexing you”

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“Good luck with that.”
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[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

<— gonna fuck @animpnotapossum for Christmas since he forgot to buy him a gift

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“3 some with Moxxie”

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N-no

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And two of them, more to love

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…b-big!!
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[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

PP

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What do you call a bunch of chess fanatics bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

“It’s not like it’s private information, she literally went and told a magazine”

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“You…really do have negative IQ- just openly talking about your client.”
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[The Law In This Town Ya Hear Me Boy @StrikerTheImp]

“It’s a burner in case Stella wants me to kill stolas again”

*throws phone at Moxxies face*

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“Is…is that a flip phone—“
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