Merrydeath (Maire) Martin

Canadian multipotentialite. Named by Mr & Mrs Martin, not Stan Lee. She/Her
I has a Youtube:

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

In the category of catchy things I thought I hallucinated as a child (seriously!)...

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

@junebug_16 Big D sure gets around! But yes...I suspect there are a lot of things to see and experience (that aren't habit-forming or morally questionable 😉)

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

@junebug_16 (But seriously, you two have fun. Enjoy the architecture. Go to a museum. 😉)

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

@junebug_16 That sounds like a story waiting to be told. How did you and the 16-year-old wind up in Berlin? Hopefully this year, because while time travel can be exciting, it can also, by turns, be dangerous, awkward & downright infuriating. 😁

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

@silentkil_er Clove cigarettes and regret 😉

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

@mmastrac Your youtuber thanks you for the extra adsense dollar(s), I'm sure 😁

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

And ye maye aske yowerself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And ye maye aske yowerself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my fayre castel!'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my swift goshawk!'

[John Wiswell @Wiswell]

New story day: "D.I.Y." is now up at @tordotcom!

Noah is a disabled boy who always wanted to go to wizarding school--but his medical debt meant he couldn't afford it and they turned him down.

Now he's got a plan to change access to magic forever. https://t.co/26VKObV7Mv

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

@mmastrac Wait...does this mean your fridge can actually let you know that it's cloudy...with a chance of meatballs? 😉

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

I have a soft spot for The Running Man.
I am also not an arbiter of good taste.

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

@clpolk Take it to the bridge
throw it overboard.
See if it can swim
backuptotheshore.
No ones in the house
everyone is out
all the lights are on
And the blinds are down.

[Shawn McCann @junebug_16]

Memorial fund established for late Yellowknife teen Milo Martin https://t.co/rqnO8147NB

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

@ShonnaTheWhite High bun. I've become Marge Simpson. 😉

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

Must be a woodworking Youtuber 😉

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

Went car shopping with my Dad. Salesman ignored me and Dad responded to his every question with "Ask her. I just gave her a lift to the lot."

That guy didn't even come close to closing the sale and I've boycotted the dealership since.

[GaTTaCa @AnaidUthMatar]

@kristabellerina We went to buy my car. I researched how many cylinders I wanted, transmission, fuel injection. Everything. Salesman asked my hubs how many cylinders he wanted. Hubs said “its her car, ask her” salesman looks at me and asked “what color interior you’d like??” 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

@clpolk @Brahms0205 @kim_siever The real danger is someone crushing the drain pipe in its down position. The pedestrian will be fine, but that drainpipe's days are numbered. 🤨

[Shonna White @ShonnaTheWhite]

I’ve got you covered! Art books are sanitized throughout the day, you’ll find hand sanitizer for your use, and if you don’t want to touch the books, you can scan the QR code to view on your own device.

Have a fun and safe #calgaryexpo2022

[Merrydeath (Maire) Martin @StringchroniciT]

@clpolk As someone who used to lose their mother in the Craftsman section of Sears, I say you don't need to buy or rent any part of a man unless you wish assistance. Or hire a professional to do a job you don't want to do yourself. 😉