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[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Investment committee: “so explain why we should pay 15x for this business?”

Private equity associate: “one of the things that makes this business so valuable is how valuable it is”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.

[Lavita Alize Jenkins @DJMissMilan]

Whoever did this ….. you deserve to retire from this alone 10/10

[Lusibalukhulu 🖍 @feziledhlamini_]

This is why we don’t take MBA graduates seriously.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"

[Arlo White @arlowhite]

I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.

[Joe B @JoeB_inCLE]

That “1” reflects the greatest championship in NBA history.
Not debatable.

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Stadiums will be built and completed in 24 hours.

During half time, they'll change the direction the stadium is facing so that the sun doesn't enter the Chinese team's eyes.

[Trick Forever @khiazmos]

I like Hunter Biden because he isn’t one of those guys that gets sober and then pretends being a degenerate isn’t insanely fun

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

IBM investors becoming millionaires in 2026

[♕𝕕𝕒𝕧𝕠𓅓 @shpillo_]

“first player in NBA history with such numbers” lol league been round since 1946 & they genuinely couldn’t find a single Playoff performance on par with this. prime LeBron is reaching folklore levels

[Big Sev @PrinceCharmer_]

No sundresses in sight. Just Sambas and oversized jorts 🥲

[avery @chitownavery]

doctors declaring me medically braindead after a failed ben simmons jumper implant

[mpilo @MpiloKhumalo_]

I'm part of the 1% of WhatsApp users who don't follow any channels, so my statuses can remain vertical

[KenHeLive @KenHeLive]

I understand the Kobe Stan in him gave him too much ambition to “settle” for being Bron’s Robin..but man he had it so good. Was known as the closer for a perennial title contender and had no real responsibilities other than doing what he loves to do the most: get iso buckets.

[Ben Mwaba, PEIZ @mwaba_ben]

One thing about adulthood that way too many people learn way too late (and have no choice but to learn the hard way): you have to be deliberate/proactive about everything. For the first time in your life, you can't be passive participant in anything.

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

Pattern Recognition is also the form of intelligence that causes the most stress.
You will see things that others do not.

You'll feel crazy.

Things will be *so obvious* to you, and others will just deny it.

[Track & Field Gazette @TrackGazette]

Collen Kebinatshipi 🇧🇼 after his performance in Xiamen now holds the World Lead in the 100m and 400m!

No man has ever accomplished that feat in modern-day athletics.

[DJ Green Villain @DJGreenVillain]

For a nigga that don’t drink or smoke, he really don’t make good decisions. He organically stupid