Jon Mickle

Your home for humorously and ironically named strip mall stores. Watch out for contrived puns...

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A non-profit organization set up to provide science based arguments against the Flat Earth movement:
“Flattery Will Get You Nowhere”
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A breeder of emotional support waterfowl:
“Tear Ducks”
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A kitchen supply store focusing on whisks: “The More the Airier”
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A Indian shop known for their exceptional clarified butter: “Ghee Whiz”
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@Al_Geisel I miss you all too. Hope everything’s going well.

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@mrchrisdonovan Nice! The multi-layered ones like that are the best!

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A ritzy Los Angeles themed coffee shop run by a kid from West Philly:
“The French Press of Bel Air”
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A candle maker known for their overly perfumed products: “Stankee Candle”
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A manufacturer of cast iron carnival rides: “Ferrous Wheels”
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A self-important competitor to the TED Talks: "Babylon Talks"
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A pickle manufacturer owned by former rugby players:
"Scrum-dilly!"
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A business that teaches customers how to run their own electrical wiring:
"You Conduit"
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A dating service for Eastern European chess players:
"Czech-mate"
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A fishmonger mistakenly believed to be a front for the KGB:

"Red Herring"

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A retailer of sweat pants: "The No Fly Zone" #StripMallHumor

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A detective agency run by the guy who did Super Size Me: "Sherlock Spurlock" #StripMallHumor

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A retailer of trendy western attire: "Spur of the Moment" #StripMallHumor

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An outpost of the Pennsylvania Forestry Department: "Keystone Copse" #StripMallHumor

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A clandestine outpost for the maple syrup industry trying to secretly increase the use of their product: "Syrup-titious" #StripMallHumor

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A service that delivers ratchet set attachments to your door:
"Socket to Me" #StripMallHumor