strippy longstocking

rocket scientist by night

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

Why guys want to put their tongues on a stripper's body is beyond me. Do you know how many people tried that before you? #stripperproblems

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

.@emilyvgordon I just saw The Big Sick. That was seriously funny & I definitely teared up. My husband loved it too! #kumailfans

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Dying 😂😂😂 @RonFunches is hilarious, as expected #funchamania

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

Wall: 1
My toe: 0 🤕

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When you don't work for weeks and you still get the "who's working" text... 🙄

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

And this is why we get up early and go to work #WingBowl https://t.co/8Y2nArSwyV

[Ben @holroyd42]

This is absurd... #WingBowl

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

Kellyanne Conway always looks like she's three wine spritzers away from telling you about the time she fucked a mildly famous drummer

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

@MissAudreyDawn lol exactly

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

Guy: hey, what are you doing this wk?
Me: work fri, come visit
Guy: oh I was wondering if you wanna drive to the middle of nowhere with me
😬

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

Philly in a nutshell
#NYD #mummers #Philly #philthy

[George RR Martin @GRRM]

I'm sorry https://t.co/1ieuAwtGG1

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

Just discovered a new podcast: My Dad Wrote A Porno. Go listen to @dadwroteaporno, fucking brilliant #amazing

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

Why should I go to work when I have this lovely face at home?

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That is, until tomorrow, when some coworker will tell me how amazing it was and how many thousands I missed 🙄

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

I skipped the holy grail of work nights (Giants at Eagles) to chill with a good friend and I do not regret my decision.

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This dude actually fell asleep at a strip club #fail

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Remember how you said tearing the perforation was fun @MrJonCryer? @AmericanAir has a throwback to 1994 for you #udaddendum #phoenix

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

There's a guy wearing a Make America Great Again hat on my flight. He better not be sitting next to me! 😡

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

When a woman walks by you outside of work and you think, wow, that's some bad strip club perfume

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

@JacqTheStripper on point!

[strippy longstocking @Stripaholic]

Tonight I got paid to study for my exam. #winning