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Go reed a book.

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@cenkuygur Why are you so greasy? Take a shower or get better makeup work.

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@cenkuygur I never knew who you were. You used 'God dammit' and 'Christ!' To deal with Trump's election. I hope He helps you...

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I bet snl just offered @AlecBaldwin a blowjob and $40m to play Trump for the next 7 days.

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@realchadjohnson Why does your beard hair grow into the dark circles around your eyes? Enjoy your 15 minutes!

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New drinking game: watch Fox News and drink every time the say 'emails.' RIP.

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I just tripped over my phone charger and almost stepped on my dog's head. Here I come S.W.A.T.!

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@Fehertwit Last year I dvr'd rounds just to watch the players I liked. I've watched all of the WM thanks to your wit and commentary. Thanks!

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When movies like 50 Shades of Black are made, how is it the Oscars are what they are?

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@BrianRScully @Chilis It's like having a clipboard holder right at your table. "Was your meal great til you had to pay on a game boy?"

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@FXXNetwork Your producers and directors should be deported to Syria for that episode of The League. Off the dvr forever. Sad.

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I spent less time deciding on a college than my dog does figuring out where to shit.

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" " <------ My favorite quotes.

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I'd rather date Bruce Jenner than hear you talk about Bruce Jenner anymore.

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True love is only found when you memorize the other person's phone number.

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@SomeChrisTweets Jailbroken.

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Pretty sure 'Leaving your ID' would be in the top 5 of terrorist 'don't' rules.

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Florida's version of 'schools are closed because it's too cold' is the regulars don't show up at the bar.

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Billy's year!
Thanks for having no part of it!

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When I attend my first 'gluten' funeral, I'll start caring.

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NOW you create Trip Advisor?!
-Mary and Joseph