ShitStrippersSay

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"My friends only tag me in shit that involves alcohol and cannibalism" #ShitStrippersSay

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"The boyfriends you're with all want to fuck me" #ShitStrippersSay #ICanHearYouLol

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"I'm just the friend everyone wants to have in their threesome." #ShitStrippersSay

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"I want to be more memorable than just some bitch you fucked in your car after going to the club" #ShitStrippersFriendsSay #TakeHimToACemetery

[ShitStrippersSay @StripperSayings]

You're like if a bobblehead doll meet a rock-em sock-em robot #ShitIsayToStrippers

[ShitStrippersSay @StripperSayings]

"I don't care. A mad bitch on meth can do anything" #ShitStrippersSay

[ShitStrippersSay @StripperSayings]

"At least go get a room. I don't want to see that shit" #ShitStrippersSay

[ShitStrippersSay @StripperSayings]

"Why do I have all these fucked up people in my life?" #ShitStrippersSay

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"I don't understand the difference between 'cider' and 'sidecar' dammit" #ShitStrippersSay #SheOrderedRoomService

[ShitStrippersSay @StripperSayings]

"I'm always playing Captain Save-A-Ho" #ShitStrippersSay (she has been promoted to Rear Admiral Save-A-Ho)

[ShitStrippersSay @StripperSayings]

"Lol well it's not that funny. We didn't even wear it for a minute" #ShitStrippersSay #ToldHerImTweetingThat

[ShitStrippersSay @StripperSayings]

"She told me I had to wear it cuz she bought it" #ShitStrippersSay

[ShitStrippersSay @StripperSayings]

"Can you just take a picture of my vagina real quick?" #ShitStrippersSay

[ShitStrippersSay @StripperSayings]

This is the only small dick I'll ever talk about #ShitStrippersSay

[ShitStrippersSay @StripperSayings]

I don't know how to dance without a piece of metal #ShitStrippetsSay

[ShitStrippersSay @StripperSayings]

"trying to get some pee-pee while I'm in Portland next week" #ShitStrippersSay

[ShitStrippersSay @StripperSayings]

"what's going on?" "Vaginas" #ShitStrippersSay

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"my mom was disappointed I didn't fuck the band" #ShitStrippersSay

[ShitStrippersSay @StripperSayings]

"first of all your horse feet wouldn't fit in my shoes". "did you say whores or horse?" "Whichever" #ShitStrippersSay

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"we're having another shot. Get the tweeter out" #ShitStrippersSay