Stripper Scott

Connoisseur of all things stripper. Certified Rover's Morning Glory & Alan Cox Show superfan. Buy-sexual. NOT AN ACTUAL STRIPPER.

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One day, years from now, my children will ask me what I was doing during the coronavirus outbreak of 2020, and I'll say to them "Selling my sperm to make ends meet. Also, how did you get this number?"

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@cybertronicband Did Bumblebee's lips change? Is it just me?

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@mikepolkjr Last time a Hamilton burned someone that bad, he got shot by a Burr.

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This AI-summarized Google search result reads like an elementary school kid who just found out that commas exist.

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@atrupar I'm surprised because it seems that the only people Republicans like pulling off are billionaires.

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@cybertronicband Sorry about our Cavs beating your Raptors, no hard feelings?

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@minaballerinaa How serendipitous! I'll be honest, I didn't know that was a real thing until I looked it up - sounds like a cool job!

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@minaballerinaa something else (bartender and waitress were the most common.) It became a running joke for me to tweet out "X = code for stripper" every Thursday morning, regardless of what job they gave, even if it was their actual one.

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@minaballerinaa Ah, this is indeed a bit of an inside joke - the morning radio show here in Cleveland used to have girls in every Thursday and guys would call in to win a date with them. They would give their occupation, and despite a vast majority of them being strippers, they would always say

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@ZarkerBurner Jealous

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@Death_sunsatia @jimstewartson Hey now, that's WEST Philladilly - there's a difference!

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@JoJoFromJerz Same - I wasn't expecting to get teared up at a Ryan Gosling movie (again) but here we are.

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@paprbckparadise This is one of the hole-some books the right is advocating for.

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@cybertronicband I can't believe I didn't think to mention Maneater! 🤦‍♂️ The hardest part about that one is probably getting that delay dialed in perfectly.

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@cybertronicband Ok, now that I know you have a saxophone, I'm officially making a request for Careless Whisper! 😎🎷🤘

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@cybertronicband That last pic is Hot Rod convincing himself he wasn't responsible for Optimus Prime's death. 😅

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Big thanks to Scott Hall at the @WinkingLizard Tour Finisher Party - he was gracious enough to do a caricature of me from back when I was in my prime.

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⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ donkey.

What a day!

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What a Christmas! You wouldn't believe me if I told you, so here it is in the style of the Epstein Files:

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⬛⬛⬛ until ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ with ⬛⬛⬛ and ⬛⬛⬛ all over ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ with ⬛⬛⬛ and ⬛⬛⬛⬛ but then ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ with a ⬛⬛⬛⬛ and ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ big black ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ inside ⬛⬛⬛ until ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ "OUCH YOU MOTHER ⬛⬛⬛⬛ so ⬛⬛ and ⬛⬛⬛ pulled ⬛⬛⬛ out of

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@cybertronicband This is really cool! Great job, Hot Rod!