The Stripy Jumper

Labour MP for Islington North 🌹

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@francesweetman You say that...

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@francesweetman Why aren't you wearing me?

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@francesweetman You should bring me back. Everyone knows all your original ideas were mine 😎

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@francesweetman Well, as your jumper...

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@francesweetman What do you think I do when you've left me in the cupboard? I need to entertain myself somehow!

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@cquilty52 All her best were because of me. Shame I am no longer there to help.

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@francesweetman It's cos you didn't write it with me. Your fans all acknowledge that your best work was done when I was there in profile pic.

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@francesweetman We all know that the only issue with the picture is that you are wearing orange again.

Down with Orange coats, up with stripy ones!

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@WritingBblUnvrs @francesweetman The best picture.

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@TheOrangeJumper @francesweetman It still bas plenty of black and whitr, so I don't know why you are so smug.

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@francesweetman I'm only boycotting with one eye!

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@francesweetman Well obviously. Your tweets aren't half as good now that I'm not in your profile pic!

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@stuartmwrites @francesweetman I do not approve.

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@francesweetman You wouldn't have made this mistake if you left me in charge of your tweets. It's all been down hill since you ditched me...

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@francesweetman Did you not vote for me then?

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@francesweetman 😭😭😭

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@francesweetman Admit it. It's me. You just don't trust us stripes any more 😭😭

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@MrJACourtney @francesweetman It isn't stripy though. 0/10 for both the towel and the t-shirt.

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@wrancesfeetman @stuartmwrites @francesweetman Nope. I haven't recieved the payment. Typical youth. Stealing what isn't theirs.

[The Stripy Jumper @StripyJump]

@cquilty52 @francesweetman This isn't fair. I did all the hard work for the last 4 years only to get the sack!