ASK RIVELINO
"My GF wants to get a tattoo, what should I do?”
Tell her three things:
• You're precious and beautiful exactly as you are
• My job as your BF is to protect you from turning into a slut
• If you get a tattoo, you can find a new BF
Date Tip: Never give a straight answer
What are you reading?
"Living with a Huge Penis"
"The Joy of Lesbian Sex"
"Raising Goats for Fun and Profit"
Something, anything, but the truth
-Turn her shirts inside out
-Put her panties on her cat
-Lock her out of the car-make her chase you on foot
You get the idea. All of these are funny/stupid shit-and it keeps her guessing about what you're going to do.
That's good for girls and you.
Winston Churchill has been quoted as saying:
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
Hell is no place to stop
Oftentimes the only way out is through