𝓣ristan

Nothing is more important than how to not be you. {RP/MC/MS/MV/21+} PARODY. #ᴄʏɴɪᴄᴀʟ.

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

꙳ ╱ ➟ ❛𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑩𝑬𝑻𝑹𝑨𝒀, 𝐈 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝑳𝑶𝒀𝑨𝑳.❜

𝑎 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛 𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑦𝑎𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑐𝘩𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒍 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒔. 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚. 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕, 𝟏𝟖+.

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

@cinderhellish [His lips pursed together, attentively listening to her words as his eyes remained on hers.] I only worry that coming face to face with some of these people will ruin all the progress you’ve made.

[♛彡 𝐵𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓁𝒹𝑜𝓇𝒻 彡♛ @SpuriousQueen]

𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝙍𝙚𝙗𝙚𝙠𝙖𝙝 𝙈𝙞𝙠𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣
“ ᴮᵃʳᵇⁱᵉ ⱽᵃᵐᵖⁱʳᵉ “
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𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘺
#𝒩𝑜𝒾𝓇
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[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

The feeling is forever mutual.

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

Not invited? Never stopped us before..

[Kol Mikaelson @UnhingedOrigin]

I'm the better brother, Klaus and Elijah are overrated.

• Kol Mikaelson
• TVD/TO RP account
• Idk probably be aware that there may be dark/triggering content
• Not affiliated with Nathaniel Buzolic or tvd/to in any way
• Do your thing and spread the word, darling.

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

Hmm.

[𝓽𝒉͟𝒆͟ 𝓼𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝓼𝒆𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒕. @LaReineRouge_]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍—

❝𝓐𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰?❞

𝓛𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝓐𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝓭𝐞 𝓜𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐥

— A descriptive Canon/AU portrayal of the femme fatale and cherry bomb. 💋

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

@ObscureCharm Once I heard of my sisters sudden arrival to New Orleans, I needed to come and seek her out before she got tangled up in some silly mess…

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

My dear sister knows better than to be lowering her standards for the likes of you.

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

@ObscureCharm Right… Word gets around, Niklaus.

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

@ObscureCharm [His cold gaze glued to the others, a less than impressed look plastered to his face] You call me controlling yet once any of your siblings has the slightest slip up or does something you don’t like you dagger them and keep them in boxes until you see fit…

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

@ObscureCharm You think you know her, yet you have only seen a glimpse well over a thousand years ago. I know her worth, which is why I’d prefer if she’d steer well away from /you/.

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

@ObscureCharm Once upon a time yes, when she was a frail human who knew nothing other than the castle we lived in.

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

// sorry for confusion 🫨

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

Baring the burden of your own creations was a task simply too much for you to handle… instead you prefer to epically fail in attempting to get your wicked brother the redemption you for some bizarre reason think he deserves.

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

Oh, it’s the spawn of Satan.

[ᅟᅟ ᅟ𝕿𝚁𝙾𝙸𝙰. @wondertrojan]

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Oh, it's evil Elijah with more daddy issues!

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

Quite well until now.

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

It’s seems all the ghosts of the Mikaelsons past have all come at once to haunt them. Delightful.