Two Foot Turtle

Rule #4

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

@KalieJo beautiful, loyal wife. Mother, caregiver, and role model to our two wonderful daughters. Weathering all the crazy makes me prouder every day

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

@KalieJo I love that we've raised such responsible hard working girls. Already have a job and earning money. And not they're not even in that awkward teenage phase where they wont let you take their picture

[#TheResistance @BoneKnightmare]

Judge asked for more in child support payments because the father got a better paying job then this happens....

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

@KalieJo Haha very funny. Everyone knows jobs arent real

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

https://t.co/H2BiiaRKm3

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

@KalieJo @TheKeg And those are only the 3rd best buns at the table

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

Taken from a blog devoted to posting videos of meth and heroin use. Because social media approval should not be used as a measure of success.

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

@KalieJo this seems like a low bar to reach but someone once told me its a pretty big deal, so...

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

Ah my former spouse and the bio-mom to my children. Classic.

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

Thank you Java the Hut for the best hot chocolate and latte on a cold day. Everyone get down there to claim your own free travel mugs. @KalieJo #lethbridge #coffee

[Kalie Jo Dye 💗 @KalieJo]

So busy! So much fun! Love this man with all my heart! Wedding party!!! @Strollsinmordor

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

https://t.co/huzxABKqh6

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

Spend your time on love, kindness, and building the life you want. Leave the detractors to sort out their own sadness

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

October 2008 started some strange, dark days. 12 years later I found where I'm meant to be. Couldn't be prouder of my wife and our two daughters

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

4 members of our family
3 years together
2 beautiful daughters
1 person very bitter at our success and
0 fucks given

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

@KalieJo Might be too autobiographical for "she who shall not be named"

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

@JKevinCameron @KalieJo

[robertklemko @RobertKlemko]

Last month was the first March without a school shooting in the United States since 2002.

[Two Foot Turtle @Strollsinmordor]

@KalieJo @AnnMuldoon2 @JKevinCameron @missmadiii3 @kendra_deveau My 5

Chemical loader/cleaner - Agrium
Cook - Husky Truck Stop
Support Desk - Convergys
CDW2 - Palliser
Behaviour - LSD51