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@ParagonOfMight Gasps. Unexpected.
Lowers herself to pick the tangerine toned gemstone within her hands.

' Jasper! '

Unfortunate indeed.

Steps over toward a small puddle. Plops it into the shallow water. Well. At least hopefully that horrible stench will diminish now.

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@ParagonOfMight FOR THE LOVE OF DIAMOND.

JUST TAKE A STUPID BATH. '

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@ParagonOfMight Flapping wings at a rather dire speed, she was diving her away after the quick soldier. 𝘞𝘩𝘺. Why could it not just be easy for once?

There was always ironically an issue when it came to a situation that is 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 to have a fair solution between them.

' JASPER. -

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@ParagonOfMight Her.

‘ COME HERE. ‘

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@ParagonOfMight ‘ J - . . JASPER! YOU KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO EVENTUALLY COME BACK! ‘

Them rapid wings activated once more within the instant, all while gathering a decent amount of water from the pond. And in a second, she shoots after the Quartz with a generous amount of fresh fluid following -

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@ParagonOfMight Good way.

Lapis could not 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 that the Quartz would consider otherwise.

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@ParagonOfMight Wrong answer.
Eyebrows furrowed almost immediately upon the negligible response. Nope. This obstinate blue was not about to have a reeking partner.

' Jasper. I swear. If you don't at least put one foot in that really shallow pond, I'm going to make it rain. ' Not at all in a -

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@ParagonOfMight Handful of steps forward, but not in a threatening way. More approachable. But . . . Phew. That stench was eye watering. Pinching her nose, she gestured.

' /That/ for the rest of your existence? '

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@ParagonOfMight There was a moment of realization as a thought flickered within her mind. Not a thought . . . A memory. Blinking a couple of times, her tapping ceased to a minor stop, and arms loosen.

' Come on, Jasper. You can do it. I mean, do you want to smell like . . . '

Lapis takes a -

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@ParagonOfMight Chance to do it yourself, like the big gem that you are! So. '

Arms cross upon her patterned chest as she taps her foot.

' Get in the pond. '

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@ParagonOfMight Wings dissipate within seconds after as she places her firm hands on her hips. Eyebrows raise upon the response. Diamond have mercy on the poor stubborn and intimidated soldier.

' Jasper. You know that I 𝒄𝒂𝒏. And you know that I 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 if I have to. But. I'm giving you a -

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@ParagonOfMight Sphere yonder. Rather far. Oof.

Hopefully, the little guy was okay.

' - TO LEAVE IT ALONE. '

Landing back on her feet in front of the other, she examined the other's roughly marked chest. A hand gently rested onto wounds with a heavy sigh.

' You smell horrible. '

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@ParagonOfMight Hands motioned toward a mossy pond not far. Gathering fresh water.

' JASPER. I TOLD YOU - '

Pausing with a grunt, the streams of water would head straight toward the spazzing skunk, sucking it up into a frail bubble. With a twirl of her figure, she hurled the translucent -

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@ParagonOfMight Tongue.

' Just. Don't. '

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@ParagonOfMight Muscular counterpart wanted to fight the little thing. Tiredly, she would rest her head onto her back.

' Jasper! Don't waste your time! You're just going to smell worse! Steven told me those things don't give up! I think they were called, trunks or something. ' Clicks her -

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As I return back on this account, I just realized that I’m still poofed in Earth. Well. Shit.

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@ParagonOfMight :|| LOL START ANEW ! ! !
That’s sw some though ;-;

Rubs hands together

Time to start shit

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