Undyne

(Former) Captain of the ROYAL GUARD!!
I can bench anything that you think of!

More's in my BIO!! If you check, anyway. Nerd.

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

I'M NOT YOUR FREAKING KINDERGARTEN TEACHER!
Unless your kindergarten teacher... does THIS!!

[Undyne @NotAWimpyLoser]

If you think I'm gonna give up hope, you're wrong.

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

Sorry! I've been BENCH PRESSING for the past year. I'll get back to you later!!

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

Did I miss something? Feels like I missed something!

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

Who am I supposed to root for???

[''Chara.'' @DETERMlNATOR]

@LAND_LUBBERS69

[Ishmael (Left) @WestZweiFixer]

Zip it and get in line. I’d prefer if we didn’t have to sit through a scolding in the morning assembly.

[Gold The Tenrec @FriendTelepath]

@StrongFish199X

[Seth! @TACT1CALHUMAN]

[* (A frog had dropped this as they were running to the church.) ]

[* (You are filled with the power of frame-perfect inputs.) ]

[* (You got the PunchCard.) ]

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

Hey, congrats!!!! I'll bring some explosives for the reveal party, kay?

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

@HammerAndRoses NGAAAAHHH!!

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

@DestructiveFlan NGAAAHHHHH!!!

[ＫＲＩＳ ＤＲＥＥＭＵＲＲ． @HUMAN0FLEGEND]

* making bank today

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

I really wanna throw something. Too bad there's nothing near me that I can throw...

[Frisk @8thFall3n]

//baby frisk interaction bait cuz they look really funny to me

[FACE EATER. @VIOLENTWANDERER]

RUDE BUSTER !

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

I had an idea: anyone who doesn't follow me when you live in the same town as me is GOING TO JAIL!!!!
Sound good?? GREAT!!! Just keep it in mind!

[The Bartender (Takeover) @mm2wood_]

* MY BIG #PARODYTWITTER ENTRANCE?

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

@icecoldneighbor I'm a cop.

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

Keep followin' him.

[Gerson Boom @GersonBoom]

*I'm a bit overwhelmed at the amount of people following me! Never thought an old man could get this much attention, wah ha ha! Thanks for all the support, everyone! I'm gonna take a nap now!

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

@integrityengi Can't you hang out with your wife? I hang out with mine all the time!!!

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

I'm not lazy, YOU'RE lazy!!
My extended vacation is only just ending!!!! BE PREPARED!

[Undyne @NotAWimpyLoser]

Hiding behind that kid so you could run away from me again!

[Undyne @StrongFish199X]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH