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[Faisal @Faisal13kh]

He's online
She's online
no one texts
ego win
Manchester united loses

[zameel @nameiszameel]

adulthood dawg , your mates go dey buy car wey fit fund your career , you go dey on your way to buy akara

[Bandit @sellorm]

Okay do the “open play” one now lol cmon don’t be shy

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

Get ready 😎

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Man United are playing two Mbeumos and still can't score a goal.

[Jesse Jagz Abaga @Jessejagz]

Abuja has more campaign buses than Nigeria has ambulances. Let that sink in.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Arsenal now hold a 3-point lead and a 5-goal advantage over Manchester United in the Premier League title race.

[jenny @idcjenny]

do not fret
i will crack u in due time

[1 7 3 8 @eazzy_fx]

If e reach your turn carry 117million give Aston Villa for wetin 34million fit solve

[Alli @tygarii]

But she’s Cancelo

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

This is the second Premier League game that Saka, Odegaard and Havertz have started together since December 2024.

[Elon Murz | SVP of Meme Engineering @ecommurz]

Bro is credited with holding over 250 individual patents too btw including a seatbelts that adjust tension in milliseconds during a crash
https://t.co/2sQm8HUEia

[N5⭐️ @Afc_Nels20]

I subscribed my DSTV to watch David Raya and i didn’t see him once the whole game 😭 https://t.co/G5UbQu9JNZ

[High_chief Ogbuagu👨🏽‍✈️ @UMykeal]

Just a reminder that Mikel Arteta is the only one here that didn’t have any prior managerial Experience.

First job, First attempt.
Genius.

[Nirel @Nirel01]

Arsenal beat Manchester City, Maresca is not a good manager.

Arsenal beat Coventry, it's just a newly promoted team.

Arsenal will beat Chelsea, Alonso is just a new manager.

Arsenal will beat Liverpool, Liverpool have been struggling since last season.

Arsenal will beat Manchester United, Carrick is just the head coach and not a manager.

Arsenal will beat Newcastle, Newcastle sold their top players, including Bruno to Arsenal.

Arsenal will beat Tottenham, they always know how to beat Spurs.

Arsenal win the league, big teams were poor this season. They have new managers and need more time to build like Arteta.

[Phay Vhor @Phayvhor_]

It's very easy to know people that are having sex and people that are not

[Yoshimitsu @LogyBack]

That's 6 goals scored now with no setpiece. If Jover is no longer interested in the job, he should tell us.

[S👻 @scrapytweets]

“The project has moved past Odegaard, we need to sell him”

[Adedayo @Modheemofficial]

Tzolis is so dangerous, he doesn’t even have time for any yeye dribbling

[Gooner Eurychus 🏆 @GoonerEG]

Arsenal's rivals in minute 23: