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Lady in the streets, freak in the spreadsheets.

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@AdrianneCurry Part of the problem is that Trump isn’t using the tariffs to do the thing tariffs are good for, which is grow domestic production capability. Instead he’s using them to ultimately decrease demand (after increasing prices) and punish other countries .

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@DemocraticWins I don’t think he understands that they give us stuff we want for that money. This is like being mad you have a trade deficit with Kroger.

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@FrailSkeleton Train guys.

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@DuluthTradingCo it’s a month after Christmas and your customer service waits are still crazy long. Just found out my order from NOV was canceled without notifying me, and the item is no longer available. Ridiculous.

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@wilstacey @DuluthTradingCo They did the same shit to me, and didn’t even bother to email me about the cancelation. I had to sit on hold to find out, and request the money be refunded because apparently they don’t do it automatically when they cancel.

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@davidmackau Fuck you 😬

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@esjesjesj If the Glad bag fits..

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@CoreyJMahler I assume lesbians are exempt from this questionable rule?

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@DropboxSupport

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@DropboxSupport a few of my users have reported getting 500 errors when accessing files via shared links. Y’all having issues today?

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@DropboxSupport I’m not. The error is intermittent, and I can’t recreate it. They said it started happening yesterday afternoon.

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@elonmusk Who tf would bookmark this?

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@NoContextHumans 20050. Money back plus 20%… that’s reasonable compensation for a mentor, trainer, magician. Whatever.

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@JoyceCarolOates I’m confident his dinner parties are legendary.

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@NoContextHumans The last line isn’t a question.

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@patriottakes She makes 10x his salary every time she batts her eyelids (nothing wrong with that). This shit is just funny.

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@marcellacomedy that’s being supportive af in your relationship.

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@InternetH0F Why not both?

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@CalltoActivism Two pairs of glasses?

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@atlaeasetweets @midsmoker34 Are we sure this isn’t some kind of argument about why (non-human) pets shouldn’t be allowed in restaurants, even if they’ve been declawed or something? By using the absurd human pet hypothetical?