Michael Lemmons

Michael Lemmons. Cisgendered Heterosexual ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. He/Him or They/Them. Often sweary, sometimes dirty. I don't argue with bigots. No DMs.

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@Calliethulhu

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@clu_sauce

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It is well past time for a change...

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@ralkaras someone somewhere is considering commissioning a Morning Frost dakimakura.

i salute them.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

She can't sleep without her sister

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@vinquezada1 Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Game Grumps
Starbomb
Ninja Sex Party

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@Ezrigen I know from playing Killer Instinct in the '90s how boring it can be to play against someone way better than you, where they cue up a 5,000 hit combo and then go get a soda. "yeah you'll be destroyed in about an hour."

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@DragonBallBLK i still think the best thing about DB:E was that head slide Youtube Poop

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@MsRobinHosking @SloaneFragment you know you're on a weird diet when you can refer to your grocery bill as "gas prices" 😏

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@StopTweetingMia >puts a dime on the door lock
>follows that up with a big, thick towel so they won't hear the dime land.

[ F I S S I O N M A I L E D ]

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@Mad_Dad2020 "I'm sorry but this behavior is unacceptable. You know you need to be punished, right? No asparagus for a *month*!" 😏

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@Pinko69420 conversely, the number once cause of hating capitalism is knowing what it is.

pardon me if i prefer a social structure based more on community than accruing financial capital

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

he thinks they’re for petting 🥺

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@fox32news Is it Antisemitic: a handy guide

Do you oppose Judaism? Antisemitic.
Do you oppose genocide? Not antisemitic.

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@TheElderMemes "The Ministry of Bitch I'm a God"

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@theotherRobin19 makes you wonder if they'd play better if they just decided to be a pick-up team. at the ticket box "Be a Jet for a day!" entry forms.

"...and that's first down! Incredible play from Tom the Plumber from Sandusky, Ohio!"

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@epistemophagy "We got important shit to do, can we get the boss a fidget spinner?"

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@realrealskyfire @koboldposting (they call it "breakdancing" but they're just throwing fragile shit at other fragile shit)

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@MomoFloraCards Yeah.

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@RileyIsClass Honestly kinda brilliant. If I saw a bar simply called "The", I would absolutely need to enter. No questions, just go get an Old Fashioned and take in the ambiance.