Michael Lemmons. Cisgendered Heterosexual ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. He/Him or They/Them. Often sweary, sometimes dirty. I don't argue with bigots. No DMs.
@Ezrigen I know from playing Killer Instinct in the '90s how boring it can be to play against someone way better than you, where they cue up a 5,000 hit combo and then go get a soda. "yeah you'll be destroyed in about an hour."
@StopTweetingMia >puts a dime on the door lock
>follows that up with a big, thick towel so they won't hear the dime land.
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@Pinko69420 conversely, the number once cause of hating capitalism is knowing what it is.
pardon me if i prefer a social structure based more on community than accruing financial capital
@theotherRobin19 makes you wonder if they'd play better if they just decided to be a pick-up team. at the ticket box "Be a Jet for a day!" entry forms.
"...and that's first down! Incredible play from Tom the Plumber from Sandusky, Ohio!"
@RileyIsClass Honestly kinda brilliant. If I saw a bar simply called "The", I would absolutely need to enter. No questions, just go get an Old Fashioned and take in the ambiance.