Aqua Teen Turin Horse

The male virgin of Lahore

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

Part Time, the first feature film I made, is now available to rent/buy on Vimeo On Demand! https://t.co/DXzqSzOt8F

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

@staufeeqazher @IneluctableQuak War and War by Krasznahorkai

[videocrime moved to bluesky, promoting podcast @videocrime]

We worked on it for a while and now it's here -
@48minutesofdogs : The Dan Quinn episode. a LIVE episode with funny guys Stryker Spurlock (@StrykerSpurlock) and Kenny Kinds. 150 minutes of fun at https://t.co/WuKJ1lJ5dX

[48 Minutes of Dogs Barking (is only on Bluesky) @48minutesofdogs]

A few days still remain, but we're working overtime to get the fresh comedy ready for you - May 22nd, we'll be doing the show LIVE at @theheavyanchor in STL, we've got special guests @StrykerSpurlock and Kenny Kinds and we're unleashing our long awaited Dan Quinn episode!

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

I made an editing reel. "Hire me." - Stryker

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

@devintoshea I've never heard of such a thing.

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

@rarefilmm https://t.co/sB4J4e60oD

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Thank you for your service.

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

@feuilladist What book is this?

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

@IShotGuyDebord You gotta elaborate.

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

https://t.co/ONT2KUfjzU

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

I am playing Duel of the Fates and Planet Rock on top of each other and my heart is racing.

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Instead of asking actors to start at “action,” it’s better to silently give them a “thumbs up” signal to start.
This provides some important moments of silence before the action begins, which is good to have during editing.

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

Tentpole franchise movie trailer set to slow, epic cover of Chocolate Rain.

[stu @rinbcage]

Ten years ago I had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs, in a night of reckless passion. They were my lovers, and I was their prince

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

5 years ago on Fatal Bus Accident we had a character reading a newspaper say, "Sexy dog found in Atlantic City...it looks like it has a human ass! I know it doesn't, but it really does look like it."

[New York Post @nypost]

Say cheese: Mouse with big butt caught on camera: “No way! https://t.co/RtHbMlUfHd

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

Practicing gratitude: I kiss every square of toilet paper before I use it.

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

Finally watching the Entourage movie.

[stu @rinbcage]

ME: Do you think they named that movie Bug's Life after the expression "thug life"?

LOU REED: Man what the fuck do you think I know about this bullshit! Fuck you! Ah, I'm sorry man, I've been in a foul mood since I got home from the Verizon store. My answer is: I think they did

[stu @rinbcage]

You can now read a story I wrote about Stomp. It's called "I Got My Ass Beat By the Cast of Stomp"

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

@WorldOfWard https://t.co/ZJNGQ5WJDe

[Aqua Teen Turin Horse @StrykerSpurlock]

Our marriage counselor says I can't talk about The Blue Lagoon around the house anymore. Why do we give this bitch so much power over our lives? Who does she think she is, the galley cook who raised us until he drank himself to death?